my beautiful goddess

[Bad Santa]

Mistress Lalani, you sound like a subbie's dream come true! Those pointy boots of yours, just hearing them clicking into the room would have me melting into a puddle of lust.

Talk about Tease and Denial, you are too far away from Edmonton Ms. Electrica. Uggnnffiarrrgggh!!!!! That's the sound of blue balls of frustration!

Like I said, your subbie don is one lucky dawg!!!

 

[LalaniElectrica]

Well, BadSanta, if you ever want an extended vacation, I have cage with your name on it! Since I've joined Perb, I've been considering doing a tour, so I'll keep you posted....
Thanx Punt! I'm actually writing a book, as per the request of many, so, expect it to be completed in about a year...

On a side-note, do any of you think it would be ideal to host one of these werl meetings on Vancouver Island? Just curious, and also, I would love to organize it... I'm an amazing party-planner!

Thanx for all the trust-backup boys, W/we are in agreement. In the bdsm section, protocol and manners are something to take note of as well as spelling and punctuation, similar to a Dungeon. I know, you can just picture yourself at My feet, staring at the ground, afraid to even glance at My boot, but the smell of leather intoxicates you and you breath deeply....."crack!" the whips sounds...."I detected you breathing without permission..slut" I say as I walk around you, circling My prey, My boots clicking as I walk...."There Is no chance of escape, so your only option is to surrender".....

Have a great day A/all...

 

[edmontonsubbie]

geezus....and here I was breathing and all happy and stuff. I even closed the door when I went to the washroom. One can only imagine the other offences inadvertently committed. You just gotta love the random game changing directives that the Mistress might issue to suit Her whim. Well, maybe you don't....but....

As for a WERL meeting on the island....I'm thinking good luck. Werlito's are not quite as sophisticated as the head office Merlito's and can barely find their way down the street much less to the ferry dock. But, one never knows. Perhaps a "themed" party such as a wrestling match....tickets could be sold, book could be made, and generally a good time might be had by all.

most respectfully,

eddie

p.s. why do I do stupid shit like that? Of course Mistress Freyja could find her way anywhere with her eyes closed and arrive ahead of anyone else given the honour of travelling with her.

 

[don canit]

Dont worry my goddess not everyone can understand how amazing our relationship is.My heart is so full of love and happiness since i met you. Im a fighter so ive dated models female kickboxers and alot of high end girls, but i wouldnt trade 10 minutes with you for ten hours with any of them.The only problem is that i already miss you sweetie. thanks for everything youve given me.

 

[LalaniElectrica]

your welcome, don, I know you have such a deep commitment to Me....I am not worried at all, you do not worry, I know how protective you are about My well-being, I can assure you I am quite fine....I know you miss Me, so W/we'll have to set up a date again soon Spanx *

 

[uncleg]

and, if this were strictly a "would I want to meet and fuck you" type of forum, that question would be reasonable. I am glad that Hunka has his knights, uncleG is one of them and I've actually met and enjoy UncleG's company. I like Hunka, but I've never met him, so it's a modified like.

As for the "Dame proving herself worthy"....I doubt she gives a fiddler's fuck. That...is the essence of D/s Attila, at least to me. If I don't trust her, I won't submit to her. But, wow, awarding away control to competence is an amazing experience. Ms. Electrica has shown considerable competence here in the D/s forum....that's all you can go on sometimes.

cheers,

eddie

I'm glad you like me.............I'd hate to see what you would say if you didn't................one of Hunkas knights,...........really, you would lump me in with this ?

While I do consider myself a bit of a Knight, I consider myself...................

......................and right now I am a bit pissed that Hunka is hiding the damn sheep.

 

[LalaniElectrica]

OMG!! ROFLMAO!! Sir Cheeto of Mountain Dew!? That's too funny....I guess you'll have to track Hunka down and beg him to loan you a sheep for an hour or 2....Does he charge you an hourly rate for that, or is a perk of being one of his knights?

 

[uncleg]

OMG!! ROFLMAO!! Sir Cheeto of Mountain Dew!? That's too funny....I guess you'll have to track Hunka down and beg him to loan you a sheep for an hour or 2....Does he charge you an hourly rate for that, or is a perk of being one of his knights?

Ah my Lady Lalani, tis obvious thou hast not read the Books of MERL, WERL and PERL as recorded in the Holy Archives of PERB. I am not a Knight of HH, I am a proud Knight of The Table Door.

Had thou read the Books of ERL as had been suggested, thou wouldst know that The eddie of Edmonton, founder of MERL, Co-Founder of PERL, Patron of WERL and Chief Cookie Elf is planning a visit to our fair shores. In his wilderness retreat he has developed a loving bond with Molly and Bernice, but like many of us he has developed a taste for a bit of strange every now and then. In particular during his last visit to us..................

You may have noted that Sir Hunka of Chunkalot is a bit of a cheap bastard, and on learning of Sir eddies bent, promptly hid all the sheep. I'm actually starting to suspect that Hunka is the reincarnation of Hubba, another cheap Fat Bastard that used to hang around here. Anyway, having seen the picture, if you know of any suitable ladies that are available let us know.

Sheep are not safe around uncleg.....especially when the sun goes down.

It's not the sheep that aren't safe, it's me..................seems some lump they nicknamed "Shorty" gets them started and then just can't seem to finish.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Originally Posted by LalaniElectrica
OMG!! ROFLMAO!! Sir Cheeto of Mountain Dew!? That's too funny....I guess you'll have to track Hunka down and beg him to loan you a sheep for an hour or 2....Does he charge you an hourly rate for that, or is a perk of being one of his knights?

Ah my Lady Lalani, tis obvious thou hast not read the Books of MERL, WERL and PERL as recorded in the Holy Archives of PERB. I am not a Knight of HH, I am a proud Knight of The Table Door.

Had thou read the Books of ERL as had been suggested, thou wouldst know that The eddie of Edmonton, founder of MERL, Co-Founder of PERL, Patron of WERL and Chief Cookie Elf is planning a visit to our fair shores. In his wilderness retreat he has developed a loving bond with Molly and Bernice, but like many of us he has developed a taste for a bit of strange every now and then. In particular during his last visit to us..................



You may have noted that Sir Hunka of Chunkalot is a bit of a cheap bastard, and on learning of Sir eddies bent, promptly hid all the sheep. I'm actually starting to suspect that Hunka is the reincarnation of Hubba, another cheap Fat Bastard that used to hang around here. Anyway, having seen the picture, if you know of any suitable ladies that are available let us know.

OMFG.....too funny!~!! And, lordly knows I needed a laff today, so thanks for that UncleG. Bernice is pissed off at me, Molly won't even look at me, and I can't kill a duck for the friggin life of me. Shitty, shitty day. But, as shitty shitty days do....it will either get worse....or it will get better.

First off, I'm not sure how you included your crap into that "quote" up there...it almost appears attributed to Ms. Electrica as being the author and I damn near missed it because I thought I had already read it. Bad form Uncleg!

But, it was funny and I, again, thank you for it. I hope to visit the holy door of your fifedom, engage in animated discussion with your squires, and....*rubs shoe into ground in an awwwshucks type fashion*....do some serious sheep hunting after the sun goes down and the last seabus has departed. Maybe I will be made visible by the glowlight WERL swag that my buddy Gomez is going to send to the Punter.

most very respectfully,

eddie

p.s. one small correction, I am hardly the founder of MERL. That was my now banned buddy HB40's brainchild.

 

[uncleg]

OMFG.....too funny!~!! And, lordly knows I needed a laff today, so thanks for that UncleG. Bernice is pissed off at me, Molly won't even look at me, and I can't kill a duck for the friggin life of me. Shitty, shitty day. But, as shitty shitty days do....it will either get worse....or it will get better.

First off, I'm not sure how you included your crap into that "quote" up there...it almost appears attributed to Ms. Electrica as being the author and I damn near missed it because I thought I had already read it. Bad form Uncleg!

But, it was funny and I, again, thank you for it. I hope to visit the holy door of your fifedom, engage in animated discussion with your squires, and....*rubs shoe into ground in an awwwshucks type fashion*....do some serious sheep hunting after the sun goes down and the last seabus has departed. Maybe I will be made visible by the glowlight WERL swag that my buddy Gomez is going to send to the Punter.

most very respectfully,

eddie

p.s. one small correction, I am hardly the founder of MERL. That was my now banned buddy HB40's brainchild.

Bad form or sneaky stealth posting, that Sir Hunka of Chunka has his flocks well guarded by Sir Cheeto and his cohorts. Therefore one must send ones' messages by devious means or he tends to find new places of concealment.

Yes, but since he has passed on, a victim of the Ban Hammer the mantel doth pass to thee. Re-incarnations of said HB40 just don't cut it, at best they cut the cheese.

 

[uncleg]

Especially when shaved hahahahaha!

Damn..........wanna trade for a shaved pussy ??????????

 

[uncleg]

Shaved pussy?? I'd much prefer this and only this

Why, it's got a crack in it...........?

 

[LalaniElectrica]

Here's a video I recorded the other day just randomly around 10pm....I liked it so I thought it would be nice to share it with all you peeps out there.... It starts out a bit hard, and gets softer from there, there are 3 songs in total...

Enjoy!
[video]http://www.images.lalanielectrica.com/manson_3_songs.wmv[/video]

 

[LalaniElectrica]

Thanx for sharing your favourite Marilyn songs....They are great....Glad you like the video luv2lickpussy, I'll post more another day! Soon...

Hugz & Spankx*