MWISS - Where Is So and So? ... a guide to finding those who have gone AWOL

[maverick73]

I though it would be a good idea to start an official "Where Is ...?" thread.

I'll start it off with:

1. Where the hell is Lenny? Lenny if you're reading this, get the hell out of "your gf's panties" and back on PERB!

2. Everest? The guy that defended me the most in the thread that got VeeVee banned... I have a soft spot for him... All his posts deleted... poof.... gone... maybe he got a gf from the spa and disappeared?

3. Keira Crofton - she was banned for 2 weeks but chose to disappear even after her ban was lifted... she definitely created some much needed entertainment on perb... maybe she is too scared to come back after all you meanies chased her away?

4. Millionaireceo - this guy was hilarious... his "she made an exception for me cuz I'M DA MAN" quotes were priceless...

5. Bigbasket - this guy always referring to his HUGE package and then guys flaming him for being self absorbed was hilarious... his reviews were gold.

 

[Hardatwork]

Where did Spaceghost go? Did someone at VRZ finally catch up with him? Did he skip town with Trudi? Inquiring minds want to know...

 

[mustangjoe]

Mav,

How come you're such a suck up?

 

[maverick73]

Mav,

How come you`re such a suck up?

Mustangjoe!! YEEEEEHAAWWWW! You`re the 6th guy I was going to add to the list... but here you are, back and ready to stir up some sh$t! Hey, have you been banned yet? It seems like you know when to quit just in time to avoid being banned... that in itself is a skill! However, in the "new PERB" it`s pretty damn easy to be banned, so u really gotta watch yourself... I still got my "never been banned" record, but I`ve been close a few times... gotta keep it on the up and up.

Being a SUCK? What the FUCK?

I recently got called the HOTTEST ASSHOLE on PERB by one of the hottest spinners (using the extended mav definition of spinner) on PERB:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=42971&page=3&highlight=hottest+asshole

It`s hard being a total prick in the new perb without getting banned... so once in a while, I gotta be a suck... I know I know... it sucks, but what the fuck... can`t push my luck... or I`ll be a sitting duck... can`t always buy my way out jail with a buck... now quit being a hog and pass the puck!!!!

 

[maverick73]

1. have been away for awhile but thanks for asking. soft spot is ok mav but hard spot ... not good.

2. hope that veevee has forgiven me for being so hard on her but sometimes someone has to stand up to her just to knock her down a bit ... still have not knocked her up.

3. you were right, just by chance and good fortune i found two pretty nice conversions (from sp`s to free stuff). both were readers of this board. was not sure if they knew my handle so had everything erased. did regret losing the should sp`s cum thread ... it really showed the best and worst of perb thinking towards women.

1. Who said anything about a hard spot? I save that for the hot ladies .

2. I love how you`ve adopted the nickname VeeVee... doesn`t it work on so many levels? If you think of more, you can add to it here:

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=42045&highlight=veevee+level

I think VeeVee is a bit too old to be knocked up. At 41, her eggs must surely have rotted by now. Don`t think she is the "breeding type" if you recall her thread knocking people who "breed."

VeeVee and I have let bygones be bygones... I`ve got a soft spot for any babe that takes it in the ass and lets you blow your baby batter all over her face.

3. You`re the master! I like how you refer to them as conversions. The hard part is landing the first conversion... after that, u get attention galore... isn`t it hot taking your "high maintenance trophy wife" (jk) to the spa or beauty salon and then have other hotties give u "the nod" of approval? I love that sh$t! Reminds me of that movie Bandits... when Bruce Willis is robbing a bank and a hottie gives him the eye... and he`s like... "so many beautiful women, so little time"... ain`t that the truth!

Rock On!

 

[maverick73]

2. funny thing is age does not matter. the woman i desire most for sex is 40. we had perfect sex and perfect passion for so many years. i hope that one day ... she will come back. am sure that veevee is still pretty good to bed.

3. conversions can go both ways - you can make a girl "a bad girl" or "good girl" ... example, you find a girl advertising sports massage in the sun newspaper. she is hot but non sexual. you make her your project. you start to disarm her in many ways. so if you make her a bad girl, you discreetly tip her for little extras. till one day you get to the point of being lovers. it happens all the time in this city. takes patience, great persuasion ... and other attributes help. it is a real thrill converting women either way (to paid or to non paid).

enjoy your weekend mav ... have great sex with someone

2. You mentioned getting "knocked up" which to the best of my knowledge means to get pregnant. Most women start to lose their fertility around age 35-45 so at 41, VeeVee probably only has a few years left to "breed." That aside I agree that age does not matter (to an extent)... anywhere from 20 (sorry but I'm not into teenies) to around 49 the sex can be hot... past 50 I dunno... just seems a bit wrinkly to me... (shiver)

3. Speaking of great sex... I ran out of astroglide... can somebody recommend a good lube for greek? They used to sell Astroglide at SaveOn foods but I don't see it the one closest to my house any more.

 

[maverick73]

Success!

Hmmm... I guess I post and people reappear...

1. Lenny - check.. not as goofy as before, but back nevertheless.

2. Everest - check

3. Keira Crofton - the goldigger is back! ... in Miranda form...

http://vancouver.craigslist.org/ers/148170483.html

Somebody please save poor Keira...

4. Millionaireceo - probably a fake handle so there is little hope of this guy reappearing... but I'd like to be proven wrong.... millionaireceo, if you're reading this, give us one of your classic "I'm da man" reviews... even if it's fiction... c'mon, entertain us!

5. Bigbasket - check... back eating ass and leaving dumps in SP's washrooms when they do him wrong...

 

[bigthrill]

Where r Alison and Alysha?

their phone never seems to pickup..cell always seems to be off..is there new contact info?

 

[maverick73]

what the hell's going on?

Maybe the mods don't like the Chief of Springfield?