Ok I know there is a thread about best commercials, anonymous chicks I'd like to fuck, etc but those threads are getting to be way too long, so I'm starting my own mini thread.
1. I love that new beer commercial (Molson Canadian I think?) where the hot blonde at the end says "I'm so mad at my boyfriend" and then gives you a sexy smile. Boo yeah!!! I'm so in!!!
2. Axe deodorant - the one with the funky Rico Suave music where the scrawny player wannabe has just finished fucking some drug lord's daughter ... the red head at the end that gives him a wink, even though you can only see her face, you just KNOW she is smoking hot just from the way she winked. It's that whole fuck me attitude she has in the eyes. And the girl at the end that says "how dirty guys get clean" - she just sounds hot.
3. I drove by hitrack on seymour the other night. Some cop car was holding up traffic. There were 4 SW's giving him some kind of report of some incident that happened earlier. I bet that guy just delayed on purpose so he could talk to the hos as long as possible. I had to drive onto the left lane, around him, and then turn right. He gave me a funny look as I drove by.
4. I was over at an SP friend's apartment on the weekend (a different one than the thread about the Sat. morning cruise) and we were talking about cologne. I told her most chicks have told me they like Eternity the best because it smells nice, not too strong, but at the same time, makes them wanna FUCK. We were then discussing application techniques and best places to put it on. She said at the end, JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T PUT ANY ON YOUR COCK! I busted a huge gut laughing and almost fell off the couch. Apparently some of her clients have been using cologne on their cock to hide the smell!!! Guys, take a shower beforehand.
5. I still can't get over how good Kaycee from Serenity looked on the weekend. She had blonde streaks in her hair, had grown it longer down to past her shoulders, and had almost perfect skin (but not as good as Veronicas of course). She stood over 6 ft tall with her 6" heels and was just smokin'. She wore very little face makeup. She managed to look smokin' sexy without being overly slutty. It's hard to achieve that look. She's one of those super safe girls that doesn't do GFE (no kissing, no BBBJ, uses alcohol wipes like Honey, etc.), and charges outrageous amounts, but she seems to have her shit together. Too bad she saves her GFE for that deadbeat drug dealer boyfriend of hers she told me about. I just gotta wait until she says she's so mad at her bf, then I'm in
. At least I know she plays clean and won't be doing GFE with all you guys hahaha.
1. I love that new beer commercial (Molson Canadian I think?) where the hot blonde at the end says "I'm so mad at my boyfriend" and then gives you a sexy smile. Boo yeah!!! I'm so in!!!
2. Axe deodorant - the one with the funky Rico Suave music where the scrawny player wannabe has just finished fucking some drug lord's daughter ... the red head at the end that gives him a wink, even though you can only see her face, you just KNOW she is smoking hot just from the way she winked. It's that whole fuck me attitude she has in the eyes. And the girl at the end that says "how dirty guys get clean" - she just sounds hot.
3. I drove by hitrack on seymour the other night. Some cop car was holding up traffic. There were 4 SW's giving him some kind of report of some incident that happened earlier. I bet that guy just delayed on purpose so he could talk to the hos as long as possible. I had to drive onto the left lane, around him, and then turn right. He gave me a funny look as I drove by.
4. I was over at an SP friend's apartment on the weekend (a different one than the thread about the Sat. morning cruise) and we were talking about cologne. I told her most chicks have told me they like Eternity the best because it smells nice, not too strong, but at the same time, makes them wanna FUCK. We were then discussing application techniques and best places to put it on. She said at the end, JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T PUT ANY ON YOUR COCK! I busted a huge gut laughing and almost fell off the couch. Apparently some of her clients have been using cologne on their cock to hide the smell!!! Guys, take a shower beforehand.
5. I still can't get over how good Kaycee from Serenity looked on the weekend. She had blonde streaks in her hair, had grown it longer down to past her shoulders, and had almost perfect skin (but not as good as Veronicas of course). She stood over 6 ft tall with her 6" heels and was just smokin'. She wore very little face makeup. She managed to look smokin' sexy without being overly slutty. It's hard to achieve that look. She's one of those super safe girls that doesn't do GFE (no kissing, no BBBJ, uses alcohol wipes like Honey, etc.), and charges outrageous amounts, but she seems to have her shit together. Too bad she saves her GFE for that deadbeat drug dealer boyfriend of hers she told me about. I just gotta wait until she says she's so mad at her bf, then I'm in
. At least I know she plays clean and won't be doing GFE with all you guys hahaha.
