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Lady & Bank President

Herb_The_Perb

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A lady walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took her to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how souch a young person had been able to have so much money. She replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" She replied "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told her that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

She never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?" "Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square." "Done", she answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank President confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the lady arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then she asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige. The woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

She gently cupped his round ballsack with a little smile. As soon as she did, the president noticed that her lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked her why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
 
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logsplitter

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Winning the bet is one thing but have you ever tried collecting money from a lawyer??? I doubt that she could have collected from the guy and she would be out the $25,000 that she owed to the bank manager.
 

Avery

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That joke is an oldie, but a goodie. It's been around for at least thirty years, probably much longer than that. There's also a variation on it that involves a ship's captain and a gambler, but it's essentially the same joke.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. :)