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Methodman...

Methodman - Pro or Con.

  • More lovable, want to cuddle him.

    Votes: 3 6.5%
  • Pain in the ass, bring on the wood chipper.

    Votes: 23 50.0%
  • Who's Methodman ?

    Votes: 4 8.7%
  • Why did you waste time and space on this poll. I want the time spent reading this back.

    Votes: 16 34.8%

  • Total voters
    46

uncleg

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Now that Methodmans English seems to have improved, seems all it took was a good fart, ( gives a whole new meaning to shit for brains ) will it make him a more lovable member of the board, or will he still be just a pain in the ass ?
 

overdone

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How do you know his donkey didn't get into his account and write the post with the drastically improved English?
 
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uncleg

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How do you know his donkey didn't get into his account and write the post with the drastically improved English?
I understand his donkey isn't all that well so doubt he's up to it. However, Meth does go on about his monkeys a lot. so maybe they got together to help the guy out.
 

Cutie pie

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He's quiet this morning because he spent the night at my place. He's still in the leather suit with the ball in his mouth.

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i hope you are joking. Are you joking?
 

jmmk

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Methodman Rules and is by far the funniest dude on here and at least challenges most of you regulars on here who treat this board like your own little fiefdom and don't want any outsiders horning in on your territory. So glad he's back and makes this board somewhat worthwhile to read. He is Boss. Now bring on the expected vitriol haters.
 
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HB40

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Methodman Rules and is by far the funniest dude on here.... So glad he's back and makes this board somewhat worthwhile to read.
Awww, it must break your heart then that he has given up his little schtick and chosen to start speaking normally now.
He has proven that he is nothing more than an attention whore who just gets pissy when he is ignored, evident by his most recent posts where he shows what a spineless putz he is, poor guy can't hide it as well unless he's speaking like a fool too.
He has admitted his defeat by abandoning his silly little posting funnies, if he goes back to it now just to appease his fan club of meth mentals it won't be funny, it will just be pathetic and redundant.
His only hope now is to create a new handle and persona, like he has done so many times before.
Trouble is he is just getting more predictable each time he does. :rolleyes:
 

edmontonsubbie

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uh...Edmonton.
everytime I see a posting by someone I know or like....I gravitate toward it. That's just basic humanity. "What's that idiot up to now????"....I love my idiots.

When I see a methodman posting....I ignore it. That's the best way to handle such as that. Just ignore it. If he's changed his posting style, I would not know nor care to find out. To flesh that out a bit, I recall asking method in a public thread...."What are you all about?"....I was curious...he was a bit unique. Albeit a bit annoying...but unique. I've not received a reply to that post nor have I seen much since from him/her that would cause me to act further. Everyone has a persona...how they wish to be perceived. And, as it is a free country (thank gawd) he is free to choose his own.

More pertinently....

1. Dood.....I thought you retired? Gawd, are you a moth to a flame? Laffin....who isn't? Just remember, if you ever find yourself in Edmonton, it would be a delight to meet you at MERL. But, you're buying. Well....at least the first one.

2. HB....and Jim, jd, and katoe.....and really, anyone else that might be interested.....can we do a MERL meeting tomorrow after 8:00 p.m.? I'm out tonight and back tomorrow...and I miss doing your hair HB. HB has such luxurious hair.

cheers,

eddie.
 

uncleg

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everytime I see a posting by someone I know or like....I gravitate toward it. That's just basic humanity. "What's that idiot up to now????"....I love my idiots.

When I see a methodman posting....I ignore it. That's the best way to handle such as that. Just ignore it. If he's changed his posting style, I would not know nor care to find out. To flesh that out a bit, I recall asking method in a public thread...."What are you all about?"....I was curious...he was a bit unique. Albeit a bit annoying...but unique. I've not received a reply to that post nor have I seen much since from him/her that would cause me to act further. Everyone has a persona...how they wish to be perceived. And, as it is a free country (thank gawd) he is free to choose his own.

More pertinently....

1. Dood.....I thought you retired? Gawd, are you a moth to a flame? Laffin....who isn't? Just remember, if you ever find yourself in Edmonton, it would be a delight to meet you at MERL. But, you're buying. Well....at least the first one.

2. HB....and Jim, jd, and katoe.....and really, anyone else that might be interested.....can we do a MERL meeting tomorrow after 8:00 p.m.? I'm out tonight and back tomorrow...and I miss doing your hair HB. HB has such luxurious hair.

cheers,

eddie.
Talk about making HB an offer he can't refuse. The Don would be proud of you eddie.
 

sonoman

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Methodman Rules and is by far the funniest dude on here and at least challenges most of you regulars on here who treat this board like your own little fiefdom and don't want any outsiders horning in on your territory. So glad he's back and makes this board somewhat worthwhile to read.
You have to be kidding? If you think the idiotic tripe he writes is 'funny', you must be one yourself.
 

jim

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Over 2 hands plus a mouthful big
HB....and Jim, jd, and katoe.....and really, anyone else that might be interested.....can we do a MERL meeting tomorrow after 8:00 p.m.? I'm out tonight and back tomorrow...and I miss doing your hair HB. HB has such luxurious hair.

cheers,

eddie.
Eddie, sorry to break it to you but HB cut his hair. Well he didn't cut it he had it cut, wonder if his strength is now gone?

I could swing an hour at MERL.
 

uncleg

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Eddie, I mentioned to HB I'd like to come up and have a pint. It's a 3 hour trip to E town & 3 hours back so I'd need to arrange my schedule the next morning as I'd get home late. While I'm up there I'll stop by Sperminator's place with a DELICIOUS DONAIR. And yeah, I do need to retire from PERB (says the moth and the flame). I'll gladly buy the beer. Hell, have one on Saturday night then I'll buy the case of beer.

Have that Saturday nighter in August, I tend to get thirsty.
 
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HubbaHubba

He's certainly funnier than you and the other self important kings of perb combined. Hater.
jmmk, may I call you jmmk? Methodman is without a doubt the funniest man on Perb, has been for sometime now. What I love about Methodman is he stands up for the common folk like you and me. These other haters & "self important kings of Perb" will never understand him the way You, Cutie pie & myself do. The fact these other idiots can't see the humour in rape, farts and degrading others is their problem. You sometimes have to wonder where these people come from:confused:

jmmk, Please keep your contibutions to Perb coming, I look forward to hearing more from you and hopefully Cutie pie too(she seems like a real doll).
 

HB40

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jmmk, may I call you jmmk? Methodman is without a doubt the funniest man on Perb, has been for sometime now. What I love about Methodman is he stands up for the common folk like you and me. These other haters & "self important kings of Perb" will never understand him the way You, Cutie pie & myself do. The fact these other idiots can't see the humour in rape, farts and degrading others is their problem. You sometimes have to wonder where these people come from:confused:
LOL, don't fall for it jmmk, we all know that Hubba is the Grand Poobah of Perb himself! :D
 

ThisEndUp

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i thought hes been making fun of me and my sometimes bad french to english translations

wood chipper is messy, cant we just get one of these, add oil, methodman and power?

 

uncleg

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LOL, don't fall for it jmmk, we all know that Hubba is the Grand Poobear of Perb himself! :D
Let me get that for you. There's a reason he is considered such a cuddly fellow.
 
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