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maverick73

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I got a flyer in the mail today for a supplement company that sells 15 and 30 day kits to cleanse your intestinal tract. Now, I already eat very healthy and take some top of the line nutrional supplements as well (probably cost more per month than I spent on food in University as a "starving student" :D) ... but I heard that when Elvis died, he had about 40 lbs worth of "sh$t" in him... is that truth or exagerrated urban myth? If it's somewhat true, I wonder if taking this cleansing system for 15-30 days will allow me to lose a bit of weight. I'm involved in a couple sports where weight is a factor and I wouldn't mind losing 2-5 lbs of "dead weight" that is otherwise hindering my performance.

So, anybody tried this "sh$t" so to speak?
 
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Sweetiepie

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Um, that's colon cleanse. It would be a waste of good cologne to put it there :p Any weight you lose from a colon cleanse is just from water and you'll gain it right back as soon as you rehydrate yourself. The better route to colon cleansing is to do it the natural way - make sure you eat lots of fibre, drink lots of water, and eat healthy oils. That will enable your body to clean itself out on a regular basis rather than just getting one artificial stab at it.
 

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Sweetiepie said:
Um, that's colon cleanse. It would be a waste of good cologne to put it there :p Any weight you lose from a colon cleanse is just from water and you'll gain it right back as soon as you rehydrate yourself. The better route to colon cleansing is to do it the natural way - make sure you eat lots of fibre, drink lots of water, and eat healthy oils. That will enable your body to clean itself out on a regular basis rather than just getting one artificial stab at it.

i agree, there's this company called isagenix that bascially charges about $150 US for a cleansing type thing.....you basically starve over a 9 day period. i lost about 20 lbs during that time.........mostly water and all the fat that was being converted to energy cuz i wasn't eating anything.
 

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maverick73 said:
I got a flyer in the mail today for a supplement company that sells 15 and 30 day kits to cleanse your intestinal tract. Now, I already eat very healthy and take some top of the line nutrional supplements as well (probably cost more per month than I spent on food in University as a "starving student" :D) ... but I heard that when Elvis died, he had about 40 lbs worth of "sh$t" in him... is that truth or exagerrated urban myth? If it's somewhat true, I wonder if taking this cleansing system for 15-30 days will allow me to lose a bit of weight. I'm involved in a couple sports where weight is a factor and I wouldn't mind losing 2-5 lbs of "dead weight" that is otherwise hindering my performance.

So, anybody tried this "sh$t" so to speak?
there is absolutely NO time that your colon needs 'cleansing' unless you have terminal constipation and then they will do it in a hospital!

you risk serious infection or injury to your colon by doing it yourself or having someone do it to you and my advise is to not even consider it!

if you feel the need to clean yourself out, you can go to the drugstore and get salts (mainly just salt and potassium) that will have you shooting piss out your ass ... this is the stuff they use for when they need to scope your pooper!

main thing is just eat greens, beans, bran, lots of water and exercise.
 

maverick73

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Sweetiepie said:
Um, that's colon cleanse. It would be a waste of good cologne to put it there :p Any weight you lose from a colon cleanse is just from water and you'll gain it right back as soon as you rehydrate yourself. The better route to colon cleansing is to do it the natural way - make sure you eat lots of fibre, drink lots of water, and eat healthy oils. That will enable your body to clean itself out on a regular basis rather than just getting one artificial stab at it.
Doh! Just finished getting the crayon out of my brain... continue on... "Lisa... NEVER EVER stop... in the middle of a ho-down"
 

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Sorry to say this (again)...but I think this too is a shitty thread

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but I heard that when Elvis died, he had about 40 lbs worth of "sh$t" in him... is that truth or exagerrated urban myth?
All the reports and rumours surrounding the King's death are bullshit. If you really want the facts you'll need to watch the movie Bubba Ho-Tep.:cool:
 
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