Long-story short.....

[uncleg]

Semantics, we play.

ZEN=Philosophy....semantics and metaphysics in particular.

ZEN is not more in your existence than mine.

Semantics: explain ZEN in a sentence that describes it wholly, truthfully, and exactly. Words.....

Metaphysics: explain how ZEN is even `real`when it`s tough to prove that humans are even outside of the bounding eletrons, protons, and neutrons, and that we REALLY TRULY ÈXIST`in `reality=semantics......

And the protein chains that form from the corresponding amino acids. Amino acid plus amino acid.....equals protein.....equals DNA.....equals.....

Sorry to everyone that this makes no sense to. Eddie wanted to play semantics.

Do you need extra eye bolts and tie down points to play semantics ?????

Now I have a headache.............................must drink more brandy. How's the Moose and the Bear treating you eddie ? By the way what's with the E-town MERLites...................cabin fever setting in early ? Have to get that bunch out to the Wet Coast and show you's how it's done. MF, what do you think........................consign them to the basement for awhile ?

Nice to hear a Dr. is handy in case of a screwing shit mishap...........................I always did prefer the kiss the boo-boo school of medicine.

 

[uncleg]

Sounds like you've done this before... Hmmmm?

Yes, but I was the one with the cookies.

 

[mistressfreyja]

I'm thinkin' so, too!

Maybe Uncleg wants to be our crumb-boy?!? Or maybe he prefers to have a crumb-girl!

Sounds like you've done this before... Hmmmm?

 

[uncleg]

I'm thinkin' so, too!

Maybe Uncleg wants to be our crumb-boy?!? Or maybe he prefers to have a crumb-girl!

Yes, must have crumb girl.

I think numb-boy from a good flogging is more up his alley

speaking of his alley........on second thought, let's leave that between uncleg and BA's strap-on....

Elvis boy, I do the flogging. The only leather that touches my fair skin is what I wear. As to the alley stuff, that's more in line with the kind of activity sequin wearing fellas indulge in. Besides, BA has her strap-on reserved for this Hubba fellow that used to hang around here.

 

[mistressfreyja]

"Seeking crumb-girl"

I wouldn't answer that classified ad. Just sayin'.....

And whom is this infamous Hubba fellow? He sure had the hots for MJ! (like most of us do!)

Yes, must have crumb girl.



Elvis boy, I do the flogging. The only leather that touches my fair skin is what I wear. As to the alley stuff, that's more in line with the kind of activity sequin wearing fellas indulge in. Besides, BA has her strap-on reserved for this Hubba fellow that used hang around here.

 

[uncleg]

I did it all for the nookie

Jeez man does it always have to be about sex ? This is about baked goods, cookies, food for the soul, being a happy home maker, whipping some butt, you know, good wholesome fun. You have to be a pervert and toss your nookies.

 

[mistressfreyja]

Hey...if anyone tosses their cookies....it's gonna be a SMACK-DOWN in the ballsies.

Yikes, I have to delete what I wrote cuz the context and manner in which I meant it, was incorrectly conveyed by my typed words.

I luv you boys!!!

Jeez man does it always have to be about sex ? This is about baked goods, cookies, food for the soul, being a happy home maker, whipping some butt, you know, good wholesome fun. You have to be a pervert and toss your nookies.

 

[vancouver1992]

Sploshing is great, i was ounce bound to a chair, and as Mistress sitting on my lap force feed my various food item. Very "9 1/2 Weeks" like.. without the sex. But very erotic!

"Tossing" any food item, i have never tried..

 

[vanessa kelly]

Oh Miss Freyja I am so happy for you and your new home ...it is sooo you ...its good to see that you are settling in nice I am excited to help you utilize your play room

So when does the cookie baking begin ....
Vanessa Kelly

 

[Anton_Vancouver]

Alrighty then! The bake-off is on AND with crushed nuts! What fun!

Crushed nuts?... *GULP!*

 

[uncleg]

Crushed nuts?... *GULP!*

Topping for the cookies..............

 

[edmontonsubbie]

All I can think of on this thread is the original title. What started as a "long story short".....has certainly become a "short story long". It's these sort of random thoughts that prevent me from accomplishing much in life.

 

[uncleg]

eddie, I was about to make the same observation, it has sure become a long short story, but it is one of good will, humour, potential fun times, a gathering of like minded people. Plus the bonus of home baked cookies.........................which, if the wind blows in the right direction I am close enough to smell.......most certainly to be able to get to while still warm from the oven. If this should happen before you get to our little slice of the planet I shall be sure to think of you fondly out in the wilds with Beatrice and Bullwinkle.

Cheers
unc.

 

[MissingOne]

Sounds like you've done this before... Hmmmm?

Your new signature photo is very nice.

 

[mistressfreyja]

Hilarious, visiting!!!

Wow, I must have been in a bad mood to not fully read this post.

This is hilarious! I especially love the clip of the Saint Bernards having nookie! LMAO.

I'm reconsidering having said all positions are filled.

Even though you seem to have some incorrigible tendencies, your humor has won me over! (even if you DID delight in my dismay at the challenges and discombobulations of my moving-trial.)

This post is priceless! Thank-you for the laugh

You are hired for something....job title and description to follow.

XOXO.

Hmmmm

I am offering, wait, what kind of cookies again?

I mean, if you only giving me crumbs I better like them cookies....

Dish Washer, not a problem, I am used to licking my dishes now anyway!
Door Bitch..... Not a problem, think of me like a big (clumsy) dog, I will lie down behind the door, and nobody will come in with-out them feeding me a cookie!!!! sorta of like a toll... I like this! Great Suggestion Miss Freyja! If I don't like the cookie I will warn you by barking, aaaaarrrrrrrggggggh!!!!! If I like the cookie = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMrAPFuEsWM

Toilet Break, yeah I need one of those from time to time, but don't worry your neighbour will never know why their plants are growing so fast! Don't ask Don't tell! But thanks for thinking of me!

Official Balls? hmmm not sure I get that one, I have balls , they are official size I swear!, but they are no crushed... let me look.... nope... ok I am going to have trouble sleeping tonight especially with the next answer.... I am happy you have that position filled for crushed balls...

I was very happy to help you move, as My mom always told me if you think positive, it will help, so I was thinking positive, and it worked look your all moved! remember think positive! (not about my balls please)

Still need help, Miss Freyja, I am here for you!!! Just ask!


Wait a minute, you need shit drilled, I am really good at that, I don't have too much practice drilling it to a ceiling, but, I certainly can aim high! Just how much drilling do you need?

 

[mistressfreyja]

LMAO!

I thought the same.

He`s still strong on his anti-strap-on constitution though.

I love your sig pic. It`s so beautiful!

PS: we are really going to miss you at the bake-off!

Far Out! Groovy! Keen!

(And any other 50-60's era words that denote pleasure and will fill up the required words to be able to post this sucker!)

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Punt and I will attempt to entice him down to PERL......and give him some antistrapon antidote. Really, anything we can do for you kind ladies....that's what it's all about. I'll even bring some elven pixie dust. I concur on the comments with respect to the sig pic.

 

[PuntMeister]

Yes, we have A-S-A-D in liquid form. And Eddie's pixie dust. If that doesn't work, there is always special hypnosis. Then crumbs under the sheets. Then crumbs under the fingernails. Then.... Well, we hope not to have to go there.

B-Anna, your sig pic is indeed awesome. Still gets my schwing for you. The peg, gina, and toon are soooo lucky to have you visit them. They better treat you nice!

-Punt.

 

[visiting]

Wow, I must have been in a bad mood to not fully read this post.

This is hilarious! I especially love the clip of the Saint Bernards having nookie! LMAO.

I'm reconsidering having said all positions are filled.

Even though you seem to have some incorrigible tendencies, your humor has won me over! (even if you DID delight in my dismay at the challenges and discombobulations of my moving-trial.)

This post is priceless! Thank-you for the laugh

You are hired for something....job title and description to follow.

XOXO.

I was worried you didn't want to share your cookies with me anymore......


just so you know, here are some cookies I like eating....... just saying....

 

[mistressfreyja]

Just wait for the green tights, with pointy toes in the air And a cool hat. We could even still incorporate chicken cutlets. Now, I'm giving away all of the secrets.

PS: I told the source that you were grateful for her thoughts of you!

Punt and I will attempt to entice him down to PERL......and give him some antistrapon antidote. Really, anything we can do for you kind ladies....that's what it's all about. I'll even bring some elven pixie dust. I concur on the comments with respect to the sig pic.