Long-story short.....

[uncleg]

Hello Mistress Freyja,

Congrats on your new digs!
I don't why, but I always have a smile on my face when I hear someone moved, with-out me helping out!!!! dam I moved a lot of people when I was younger!!!! OOO the stories......

Ladies, I can almost smell the cookies.......

Luv,
Cookie Monster!

Yes, smell the cookies, because that's where it will end for you. Smiling when you hear that MF had to move, without your help. You'd think that her stress, torment and discombobulation brought you pleasure.......................well with this crew that could result in your finding yourself caged as the ladies ate all those cookies, allowing you to only witness their pleasure..............then maybe, just maybe they would let you out on a leash as you scampered on all fours licking up whatever crumbs had landed on the floor. After all, why should they allow you to raise a smile thinking about MF having to sweep up any crumbs when they can put you to use.

 

[visiting]

Yes, smell the cookies, because that's where it will end for you. Smiling when you hear that MF had to move, without your help. You'd think that her stress, torment and discombobulation brought you pleasure.......................well with this crew that could result in your finding yourself caged as the ladies ate all those cookies, allowing you to only witness their pleasure..............then maybe, just maybe they would let you out on a leash as you scampered on all fours licking up whatever crumbs had landed on the floor. After all, why should they allow you to raise a smile thinking about MF having to sweep up any crumbs when they can put you to use.

Your trying to get me in trouble!!!!... I can do that on my own thank-you very much!!!

Of course I would have helped MF move if she would have asked....


about them cookies...
Sooooooooooooooooooo what are you saying??????

I am going to have to get my own cookies?

You know, now that I think about it, I guess I can deal with crumbs.., I mean it will be like getting a paycheck...


Ladies a bake-off?

 

[mistressfreyja]

LMFAO.

Are you offering to be our crumb-boy? You will be required to have several other job-descriptions such as, "Official dish-washer, door-bitch (bark and run to door when someone arrives, or even if not), ottoman or, chair if anyone requires a break from heels, toilet if anyone would rather tongue than tp, and let's not forget "Official BALLS"....crushed balls, though that particular position may already be filled.

PS: Thanks for the help, moving. LMAO.

I have lots to do, still! You still offering? hee hee

Uncle Cleg, maybe you will come have tea with me, and drill shit into my ceiling. (ceiling, people.)

Your trying to get me in trouble!!!!... I can do that on my own thank-you very much!!!

Of course I would have helped MF move if she would have asked....


about them cookies...
Sooooooooooooooooooo what are you saying??????

I am going to have to get my own cookies?

You know, now that I think about it, I guess I can deal with crumbs.., I mean it will be like getting a paycheck...


Ladies a bake-off?

 

[Adriana✿]

Yay! Miss Freyja, I am so happy for you! Happy housewarming hostess with the mostest. You couldn't ask for a better neighbour, Dr. Vanessa Kelly makes the BEST housecalls.

 

[mistressfreyja]

Thanks, love!

I'm feeling very grateful to have an angel of a gem only a hop, skip, and a jump away! Her housecalls DEFINITELY rock!

Yay! Miss Freyja, I am so happy for you! Happy housewarming hostess with the mostest. You couldn't ask for a better neighbour, Dr. Vanessa Kelly makes the BEST housecalls.

 

[visiting]

LMFAO.

Are you offering to be our crumb-boy? You will be required to have several other job-descriptions such as, "Official dish-washer, door-bitch (bark and run to door when someone arrives, or even if not), ottoman or, chair if anyone requires a break from heels, toilet if anyone would rather tongue than tp, and let's not forget "Official BALLS"....crushed balls, though that particular position may already be filled.

PS: Thanks for the help, moving. LMAO.

I have lots to do, still! You still offering? hee hee

Uncle Cleg, maybe you will come have tea with me, and drill shit into my ceiling. (ceiling, people.)

Hmmmm

I am offering, wait, what kind of cookies again?

I mean, if you only giving me crumbs I better like them cookies....

Dish Washer, not a problem, I am used to licking my dishes now anyway!
Door Bitch..... Not a problem, think of me like a big (clumsy) dog, I will lie down behind the door, and nobody will come in with-out them feeding me a cookie!!!! sorta of like a toll... I like this! Great Suggestion Miss Freyja! If I don't like the cookie I will warn you by barking, aaaaarrrrrrrggggggh!!!!! If I like the cookie = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMrAPFuEsWM

Toilet Break, yeah I need one of those from time to time, but don't worry your neighbour will never know why their plants are growing so fast! Don't ask Don't tell! But thanks for thinking of me!

Official Balls? hmmm not sure I get that one, I have balls , they are official size I swear!, but they are no crushed... let me look.... nope... ok I am going to have trouble sleeping tonight especially with the next answer.... I am happy you have that position filled for crushed balls...

I was very happy to help you move, as My mom always told me if you think positive, it will help, so I was thinking positive, and it worked look your all moved! remember think positive! (not about my balls please)

Still need help, Miss Freyja, I am here for you!!! Just ask!


Wait a minute, you need shit drilled, I am really good at that, I don't have too much practice drilling it to a ceiling, but, I certainly can aim high! Just how much drilling do you need?

 

[mistressfreyja]

Wow, and I really thought you might have been able to fill at least one of these positions????

I'm happy to report that ALL current advertised positions are currently filled!

Thank-you for your interest. Please apply again.

Please direct your interest to "HR" or Human Resources.

Hmmmm

I am offering, wait, what kind of cookies again?

I mean, if you only giving me crumbs I better like them cookies....

Dish Washer, not a problem, I am used to licking my dishes now anyway!
Door Bitch..... Not a problem, think of me like a big (clumsy) dog, I will lie down behind the door, and nobody will come in with-out them feeding me a cookie!!!! sorta of like a toll... I like this! Great Suggestion Miss Freyja! If I don't like the cookie I will warn you by barking, aaaaarrrrrrrggggggh!!!!! If I like the cookie = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMrAPFuEsWM

Toilet Break, yeah I need one of those from time to time, but don't worry your neighbour will never know why their plants are growing so fast! Don't ask Don't tell! But thanks for thinking of me!

Official Balls? hmmm not sure I get that one, I have balls , they are official size I swear!, but they are no crushed... let me look.... nope... ok I am going to have trouble sleeping tonight especially with the next answer.... I am happy you have that position filled for crushed balls...

I was very happy to help you move, as My mom always told me if you think positive, it will help, so I was thinking positive, and it worked look your all moved! remember think positive! (not about my balls please)

Still need help, Miss Freyja, I am here for you!!! Just ask!


Wait a minute, you need shit drilled, I am really good at that, I don't have too much practice drilling it to a ceiling, but, I certainly can aim high! Just how much drilling do you need?

 

[visiting]

What no cookies?????????????????
LOL

 

[mistressfreyja]

Cookie depends on attitude.

What no cookies?????????????????


LOL

 

[visiting]

I have a great attitude, once I have cookies!! Scouts Honor!!

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Dear HR....

I have little to offer, i am lazy and unable to connect one dot to another. I often take unscheduled breaks during my working day and wonder why I haven't been promoted. All the same, I wish to continue in my pointless pursuit of perfection in your service.

Thank you Miss HR,

eddie.

 

[mistressfreyja]

I Plead Boredom, moving, money-inequity, Life has been tough CLAUSE.

Too much in my title, nothing left to say....except read the title of the Clause. Secondary clauses well-represented can be honored. Not will.

Dear HR....

I have little to offer, i am lazy and unable to connect one dot to another. I often take unscheduled breaks during my working day and wonder why I haven't been promoted. All the same, I wish to continue in my pointless pursuit of perfection in your service.

Thank you Miss HR,

eddie.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

While your plea to boredom, monetary inequity, moving, and whatever else you summoned up to justify your position are all valid....they are still just words.

You are fun to talk to on a variety of levels and I am DELIGHTED to know you. I only capitalized delighted so that my buddy HB20inmexico might cringe when he saw it. I miss that fucker....much as I miss you Miss Freyja.

most respectfully,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

While I write this, I can read what you wrote, but unless I quoted myself I forget my quote.

All I know, is that it's always frustrating to make any changes.

While your plea to boredom, monetary inequity, moving, and whatever else you summoned up to justify your position are all valid....they are still just words.

You are fun to talk to on a variety of levels and I am DELIGHTED to know you. I only capitalized delighted so that my buddy HB20inmexico might cringe when he saw it. I miss that fucker....much as I miss you Miss Freyja.

most respectfully,

eddie

 

[edmontonsubbie]

I know exactly what you mean....I hate that....I often post down what I am replying to just so I can see what the hell I am replying to lest I forget.

I disagree on it being frustrating to make a change....i will say it can be annoying to find oneself in a spot where change is required.....giggleable to initiate a change....and zen like to flow into the next logical change.

I have yet to achieve a state of Zen. I can barely spell zen....much less know what the fuck it means.

most indubitably respectfully,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

Here's to ZEN.

I know exactly what you mean....I hate that....I often post down what I am replying to just so I can see what the hell I am replying to lest I forget.

I disagree on it being frustrating to make a change....i will say it can be annoying to find oneself in a spot where change is required.....giggleable to initiate a change....and zen like to flow into the next logical change.

I have yet to achieve a state of Zen. I can barely spell zen....much less know what the fuck it means.

most indubitably respectfully,

eddie

 

[edmontonsubbie]

what is Zen?

Zen is very simple... What are you?

In this whole world everyone searches for happiness outside, but nobody understands their true self inside.

Everybody says, "I" -- "I want this, I am like that..." But nobody understands this "I." Before you were born, where did your I come from? When you die, where will your I go? If you sincerely ask, "what am I?" sooner or later you will run into a wall where all thinking is cut off. We call this "don't know."

Zen is keeping this "don't know" mind always and everywhere.

When walking, standing, sitting,
lying down, speaking, being
silent, moving, being still.
At all times, in all places, without
interruption -- what is this?
One mind is infinite kalpas.

Meditation in Zen means keeping don't-know mind when bowing, chanting and sitting Zen. This is formal Zen practice. And when doing something, just do it. When driving, just drive; when eating, just eat; when working, just work.

Finally, your don't-know mind will become clear. Then you can see the sky, only blue. You can see the tree, only green. Your mind is like a clear mirror. Red comes, the mirror is red; white comes the mirror is white. A hungry person comes, you can give him food; a thirsty person comes, you can give her something to drink. There is no desire for myself, only for all beings. That mind is already enlightenment, what we call Great Love, Great Compassion, the Great Bodhisattva Way. It's very simple, not difficult!

So Buddha said that all beings have Buddha-nature (enlightenment nature). But Zen Master Joju said that a dog has no Buddha-nature. Which one is right? Which one is wrong? If you find that, you find the true way.


I just cut this off a search on google....but, it fits. And now I will adhere to one of my favourite tunes by Grand Archive...."Sleepdriving".....it's very zennish.

respectfully,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

Semantics, we play.

ZEN=Philosophy....semantics and metaphysics in particular.

ZEN is not more in your existence than mine.

Semantics: explain ZEN in a sentence that describes it wholly, truthfully, and exactly. Words.....

Metaphysics: explain how ZEN is even `real`when it`s tough to prove that humans are even outside of the bounding eletrons, protons, and neutrons, and that we REALLY TRULY ÈXIST`in `reality=semantics......

And the protein chains that form from the corresponding amino acids. Amino acid plus amino acid.....equals protein.....equals DNA.....equals.....

Sorry to everyone that this makes no sense to. Eddie wanted to play semantics.

Zen is very simple... What are you?

In this whole world everyone searches for happiness outside, but nobody understands their true self inside.

Everybody says, "I" -- "I want this, I am like that..." But nobody understands this "I." Before you were born, where did your I come from? When you die, where will your I go? If you sincerely ask, "what am I?" sooner or later you will run into a wall where all thinking is cut off. We call this "don't know."

Zen is keeping this "don't know" mind always and everywhere.

When walking, standing, sitting,
lying down, speaking, being
silent, moving, being still.
At all times, in all places, without
interruption -- what is this?
One mind is infinite kalpas.

Meditation in Zen means keeping don't-know mind when bowing, chanting and sitting Zen. This is formal Zen practice. And when doing something, just do it. When driving, just drive; when eating, just eat; when working, just work.

Finally, your don't-know mind will become clear. Then you can see the sky, only blue. You can see the tree, only green. Your mind is like a clear mirror. Red comes, the mirror is red; white comes the mirror is white. A hungry person comes, you can give him food; a thirsty person comes, you can give her something to drink. There is no desire for myself, only for all beings. That mind is already enlightenment, what we call Great Love, Great Compassion, the Great Bodhisattva Way. It's very simple, not difficult!

So Buddha said that all beings have Buddha-nature (enlightenment nature). But Zen Master Joju said that a dog has no Buddha-nature. Which one is right? Which one is wrong? If you find that, you find the true way.


I just cut this off a search on google....but, it fits. And now I will adhere to one of my favourite tunes by Grand Archive...."Sleepdriving".....it's very zennish.

respectfully,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

I meant Epistemology. I have used synonymously with Semantics.

Blame it on Holly-Homemaker syndrome. Nesting, and the like.

Semantics, we play.

ZEN=Philosophy....semantics and metaphysics in particular.

ZEN is not more in your existence than mine.

Semantics: explain ZEN in a sentence that describes it wholly, truthfully, and exactly. Words.....

Metaphysics: explain how ZEN is even `real`when it`s tough to prove that humans are even outside of the bounding eletrons, protons, and neutrons, and that we REALLY TRULY ÈXIST`in `reality=semantics......

And the protein chains that form from the corresponding amino acids. Amino acid plus amino acid.....equals protein.....equals DNA.....equals.....

Sorry to everyone that this makes no sense to. Eddie wanted to play semantics.

 

[mistressfreyja]

My plan was to log-in and not seem so completely incorrigible.

I was really bored tonight. This curtain-hanging is driving me batty. But I have so much development to do. I see the potential.

I apologize for being incorrigible.

I just want to get this place worked out, and working to full capacity ASAP.