LOL of the day
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^^^ That was soooo cute, especially the pig, foxes and was that a deer!?!? "Jump around, jump up jump up and get down"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbUxePfsoWE
A young bull and an old bull are at the top of a hill.
submitted 4 months ago by edfitz83Top Submitter
There are hundreds of cows grazing below. The young bull says, "Let's run down there and fuck a cow!"
The old bull says, "No, let's walk down and fuck them all."
Yes, very old joke....
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[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 7 points 4 months ago
I wish I got it... but I don't.
If they run, they'll be tired And only fuck some of the cows. The old bull, speaking with wisdom, knows if they walk they'll conserve energy and fuck all the cows.
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 4 points 4 months ago
Ahh! I get it now! Thanks! Thought it was something to do with like "Bull Run" or something else I didn't get the reference to.
[–]B1GTOBACC0 1 point 4 months ago
It's used as a business analogy a lot too.
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 1 point 4 months ago
How so?
[–]B1GTOBACC0 3 points 4 months ago
Think of a restaurant as an example. I could hypothetically charge $100 for a burger that costs me $2, but I might only have one customer who buys it, so I make $98. But if I sell the same burgers for $5, and 100 people buy one, I just made a net profit of $300.
Basically, don't fuck one cow fast and hard, fuck every one very gently.
[–]redditb42 1 point 4 months ago
Actually there's another interpretation. The old bull is so old that he can't even fuck. In this case "fuck them all" means the opposite. It's just cussing of the old bull.
A young bull and an old bull are at the top of a hill.
submitted 4 months ago by edfitz83Top Submitter
There are hundreds of cows grazing below. The young bull says, "Let's run down there and fuck a cow!"
The old bull says, "No, let's walk down and fuck them all."
Yes, very old joke....
10 comments
sorted by: best
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 7 points 4 months ago
I wish I got it... but I don't.
If they run, they'll be tired And only fuck some of the cows. The old bull, speaking with wisdom, knows if they walk they'll conserve energy and fuck all the cows.
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 4 points 4 months ago
Ahh! I get it now! Thanks! Thought it was something to do with like "Bull Run" or something else I didn't get the reference to.
[–]B1GTOBACC0 1 point 4 months ago
It's used as a business analogy a lot too.
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 1 point 4 months ago
How so?
[–]B1GTOBACC0 3 points 4 months ago
Think of a restaurant as an example. I could hypothetically charge $100 for a burger that costs me $2, but I might only have one customer who buys it, so I make $98. But if I sell the same burgers for $5, and 100 people buy one, I just made a net profit of $300.
Basically, don't fuck one cow fast and hard, fuck every one very gently.
[–]redditb42 1 point 4 months ago
Actually there's another interpretation. The old bull is so old that he can't even fuck. In this case "fuck them all" means the opposite. It's just cussing of the old bull.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbUxePfsoWE
A young bull and an old bull are at the top of a hill.
submitted 4 months ago by edfitz83Top Submitter
There are hundreds of cows grazing below. The young bull says, "Let's run down there and fuck a cow!"
The old bull says, "No, let's walk down and fuck them all."
Yes, very old joke....
10 comments
sorted by: best
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 7 points 4 months ago
I wish I got it... but I don't.
If they run, they'll be tired And only fuck some of the cows. The old bull, speaking with wisdom, knows if they walk they'll conserve energy and fuck all the cows.
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 4 points 4 months ago
Ahh! I get it now! Thanks! Thought it was something to do with like "Bull Run" or something else I didn't get the reference to.
[–]B1GTOBACC0 1 point 4 months ago
It's used as a business analogy a lot too.
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 1 point 4 months ago
How so?
[–]B1GTOBACC0 3 points 4 months ago
Think of a restaurant as an example. I could hypothetically charge $100 for a burger that costs me $2, but I might only have one customer who buys it, so I make $98. But if I sell the same burgers for $5, and 100 people buy one, I just made a net profit of $300.
Basically, don't fuck one cow fast and hard, fuck every one very gently.
[–]redditb42 1 point 4 months ago
Actually there's another interpretation. The old bull is so old that he can't even fuck. In this case "fuck them all" means the opposite. It's just cussing of the old bull.
A young bull and an old bull are at the top of a hill.
submitted 4 months ago by edfitz83Top Submitter
There are hundreds of cows grazing below. The young bull says, "Let's run down there and fuck a cow!"
The old bull says, "No, let's walk down and fuck them all."
Yes, very old joke....
10 comments
sorted by: best
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 7 points 4 months ago
I wish I got it... but I don't.
If they run, they'll be tired And only fuck some of the cows. The old bull, speaking with wisdom, knows if they walk they'll conserve energy and fuck all the cows.
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 4 points 4 months ago
Ahh! I get it now! Thanks! Thought it was something to do with like "Bull Run" or something else I didn't get the reference to.
[–]B1GTOBACC0 1 point 4 months ago
It's used as a business analogy a lot too.
[–]TheForceIsWeakWithTh 1 point 4 months ago
How so?
[–]B1GTOBACC0 3 points 4 months ago
Think of a restaurant as an example. I could hypothetically charge $100 for a burger that costs me $2, but I might only have one customer who buys it, so I make $98. But if I sell the same burgers for $5, and 100 people buy one, I just made a net profit of $300.
Basically, don't fuck one cow fast and hard, fuck every one very gently.
[–]redditb42 1 point 4 months ago
Actually there's another interpretation. The old bull is so old that he can't even fuck. In this case "fuck them all" means the opposite. It's just cussing of the old bull.
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" the young woman asks.
"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only.
****
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" the young woman asks.
"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only.
****
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
I love this. My favorite response is when people stare at it and wonder why it is funny.
A few years ago, I was in a MP that had two holes, one for the head, and one for the "junk" (or ass if lying on one's back). It's a great idea, because when men lie face down on a massage table, they have to decide whether to put all their weight on their cock pointing upwards, or have it pointing downwards and become uncomfortable when it starts to rise. The lower hole also makes it easy for the lady to tease.Haha typical male
Vanessa Kelly
London Drugs has tables on sale now until Christmas, and theirs has the hole in it. I just bought one and was grinning while contemplating the fun we could have with it.
Ms. Sarah, you are so naughty!!!
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