LOL of the day

[VanessaofBC]

^^^^ HA HA!!!

 

[PlayfulAlex]

 

[uncleg]

 

[VanessaofBC]

^Damn. If that woman was real, she'd definitely have lots of guys in lust with her.

#1 - Teach Your kids to use the brakes first.Then teach them how to ride!!!

#2 - Teach your kids not to play with fire AND how to put a fire out. LOL.... ound:

 

[VanessaofBC]

 

[VanessaofBC]

5,000 men surveyed were asked:

Why do you like blowjobs?

1 % liked the warmth
2 % liked the sensation.
3 % liked the eroticism.
94 % just liked the peace and quiet

.........................................

 

[VanessaofBC]

^^^ That's like a car crash. You can't help but stare

 

[yazoo]

^^^ That's like a car crash. You can't help but stare

He's back, right?

 

[uncleg]

 

[Cock Throppled]

Egh, if a teenager is dumb enough to light his groin area on fire, having his nuts stomped by his friends is probably for the best so he never pro-creates.

Damn - is that Rob Ford trying to jump through hoops?

 

[VanessaofBC]

This looks like a different interview.

@CT. Good one, LOL!!!

 

[uncleg]

Irish lad comes home and introduces the love of his life to his family. His mother asks the girlfriend, "so lass what is your occupation?" The girl replies, " well Mrs. O'Malley I'm a prostitute." Immediately the lad's mother faints. After regaining consciousness she asks again, " excuse me dearie, I don't think I heard correctly, what is your occupation again?" Again the girl says, "I'm a prostitute." Mother laughs, "oh that's a relief, for a moment there I thought you said you were a Protestant."

 

[papillion]

 

[VanessaofBC]

Seriously...this is the funniest shit I have ever read.

You have to see it to full appreciate it....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/29/annoying-airplane-passenger_n_4360667.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

You can thank me later!!!!

 

[cherise]

Seriously...this is the funniest shit I have ever read.

You have to see it to full appreciate it....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/29/annoying-airplane-passenger_n_4360667.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

You can thank me later!!!!

hah that was AWESOME

 

[uncleg]

 

[amigo67]

 

[amigo67]

 

[VanessaofBC]

A Guy walks up to a beautiful woman in a bar and says,
"You remind me of my little toe."
She replies, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
Later when I'm drunk....

That happens to me ALL THE TIME!!! :doh:

 

[papillion]