Letting one rip mid-session

g eazy

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Not talking about sex with your significant other obviously.

Let's say it's your first visit with a particular SP. Things are going well and you're going at it but you feel some gas coming your way. What's your play?

I suppose same question applies for the ladies though circumstances differ a bit.
 

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It happened to me but the girl was the one who let it slip and no it was not from the front, it came from her back end along with the smell. I figured it was going to be embarassing for her so I withdrew and pretended I had a leg cramp.

Out of the corner of my eye I could see she was trying to waft the air in another direction. I apologized for my leg cramp and went back at it.

I quickly resumed but reverse cowgirl and doggy were removed from the menu.
 
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Good grief! You’d think we weren’t human beings ? sometimes we fucking fart. Has it happened to me? No. If it did and some dude made a stink about it (see what I did there) that client would end up on my black list. Get a sex doll if you don’t want to fuck a human being!

Farts are funny. Laugh and move on
 

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I was with one of Winnipegs finest, and I felt the gas accumulating. I held it as long as I could through our fun until I was flat on my back exhausted. When I attempted to sit up, my muscles couldn't do both things at once and I exhausted a little. I apologized with a red face, she just giggled and said "I guess we're more than just friends now lol"
 

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Couldn't agree more with Charlee!! We're humans and actually, if you are one of those who hold it in. Think twice because it can actually harm you longer-term.
It's a natural process - body function - so, release what may.
My ex and I weren't shy of that way back l. It made us closer at the time If you can believe that lol.



Good grief! You’d think we weren’t human beings ? sometimes we fucking fart. Has it happened to me? No. If it did and some dude made a stink about it (see what I did there) that client would end up on my black list. Get a sex doll if you don’t want to fuck a human being!

Farts are funny. Laugh and move on
 

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There's a lady on chaturbate that has that on her tip menu. Guys pay her to fart. Apparently it's a thing.
There is a fetish for everything

** not advertising myself for it but for the sake of discussion...**

From my understanding those in the fart fetish realm either have to eat a lot of gas producing foods or they push air into their digestive systems via a turkey baster. Both methods often cause severe abdominal pain and cramping.

The point I'm trying to make is those who step up to provide this fetish work hard for their money... pls tip them well!!
 
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Miss Hunter

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SPs farting during session is along the lines of periods starting during sessions... these things can potentially happen; human bodies, human bodily functions... ??‍♀

I fuck & fist ass for a living so I think I potentially deal with much more on an average work day than any pooner has to worry about during vanilla sex ?
 
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g eazy

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Some humour, and much more dramatic reactions than I'd expected. Never did I presume that it was not okay to fart during a session, and I think that got lost in translation. I was more interested if people would feign something to let it go, or if they'd just loudly/proudly let it rip. Obviously there are no wrong answers, the interest was just seeing what other people would do, like grizzly and PierreCoeur provided.

Plenty of conversation about this with significant others too, but I can't imagine that being of any significance. I don't know a single person who holds farts in front of their SO.
 

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Some humour, and much more dramatic reactions than I'd expected. Never did I presume that it was not okay to fart during a session, and I think that got lost in translation. I was more interested if people would feign something to let it go, or if they'd just loudly/proudly let it rip. Obviously there are no wrong answers, the interest was just seeing what other people would do, like grizzly and PierreCoeur provided.

Plenty of conversation about this with significant others too, but I can't imagine that being of any significance. I don't know a single person who holds farts in front of their SO.
What can I say? Some people's answers just stink when they start taking their shit so seriously ?

I had an Uncle in Chicago who had this strange sense of humour and gave new meaning to the Windy City. My brother and I were about 10 and 9 when we went to visit him.

We were in downtown Chicago and my uncle had his very Conservative and Religious Brother In Law with us. My Uncle pointed up to the top of a building and said to us to look up there. He do you see that guy on the ledge up there. Oh my god what is he doing? Soon there were about twenty or so people around us as he pointed skyward.

At the moment a crowd assembled my Uncle let one rip really loud and immediately started scolding his Brother In Law asking how he could do such an embarrassing thing. People gave his brother in law a real dirty look as they cleared the scene. I have never seen anyone as beet red as that his brother in law was on that day.

My brother and I were hooked on crass humour from that day forward and pulled a similar stunt during a university exam. Only in that instance my brother let one rip and I vocally blamed the star defense end from the University Varsity football team.

So the answer is, it is always okay to fart as long as you blame the other person including who you are in bed with.
 
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Not talking about sex with your significant other obviously.

Let's say it's your first visit with a particular SP. Things are going well and you're going at it but you feel some gas coming your way. What's your play?

I suppose same question applies for the ladies though circumstances differ a bit.
I say, if you can make it to the bathroom then that is ideal. Just politely excuse yourself.
 
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Was in a 69 with an unnamed SP from Richmond. We were both really going at it when suddenly she let one go. Not silent, but deadly especially with nose just about in her ass. She paused and said oops. We both paused for a minute and then she went back to sucking. I gave it a couple of more minutes before resuming DATY.
 

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Was in a 69 with an unnamed SP from Richmond. We were both really going at it when suddenly she let one go. Not silent, but deadly especially with nose just about in her ass. She paused and said oops. We both paused for a minute and then she went back to sucking. I gave it a couple of more minutes before resuming DATY.
Okay I would have burst out laughing. No way could I have resumed if I took one in the face LOL.

I would have said "Excuse me but was I eating you wrong or did my tongue go too deep on you? I honesty hoped that the eruption would have been different!"
 

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haha i'd just laugh it off if an SP let one rip. Maybe it'd kill the mood, but farts always make me laugh. Sue me.
 

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Okay I would have burst out laughing. No way could I have resumed if I took one in the face LOL.

I would have said "Excuse me but was I eating you wrong or did my tongue go too deep on you? I honesty hoped that the eruption would have been different!"
same, though no way I'd get back to work. I'm a 12 year old when it comes to farts. I'd be embarrassingly giggling until the SP couldn't stand me. I just know it. .

I once ripped one in a yoga class. makes me laugh to myself to this day when I think about it
 
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if a client had to fart in a session I'd prefer he excused himself to the washroom but sometimes you can't help it, and I wouldn't give a flying fuck TBH lol. maybe would laugh for a minute or two and then back at it
 
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