Letting one rip mid-session

[Miss*Bijou]

Haha. That’s why I have dogs.

...it was the dog man, Human farts don’t smell that bad.

My dog passed away at 13 years old almost one year ago, and i STILL have the automatic habit of blaming her out loud every time. Lol She knew the difference between that and when she was actually guilty of farting. I swear she rolled her eyes at me when I put the blame on her unfairly. When she was guilty, she was embarrassed. Now I have to take responsibility for the farts.

Farts happen. Just gotta get over it and move on. Some people are really weird about it. I had a boyfriend who refused to cross that boundary the entire time we dated.. On and off for a few years! That sucked.

 

[BigCgaijin]

Back in the day when I was at school I was going at it with a young chickee and was pounding her so hard in the mish position she actually not only farted but shit the bed! She was horrified and I had to make light of it and calm her down. We laughed about it later and I used to say " Hey I fucked the shit out of you..remember?" which usually got me hit....