After years of sabre ruffling, This is what the Democrats put forward as their best and brightest? These are their Trump Killers? Seriously? Reminds me more of the characters from the game of CLUE.
Mrs White = Tulsi Gabbard. Hindu reincarnation of Denis Leary backed by Putin?. Spinny Head non-factor.
Reverend Green = Pete Buttigieg. Evangelical shining white privilege will get some money and votes but fall short of a platform for the masses.
Mrs Peacock = Elizabeth Warren. Lawyerish socialist wanna-be, but not Bernie. Bit too Old Crone for prime time.
Professor Plum = Joe Biden. Ya, Obama’s do-nothing partner. Mr Chumbawumba. Keeps getting knocked down and he gets back up again. Give him the longevity vote, but his skeletons will destroy his chances.
Miss Scarlet (oooh, aahh) = Amy Klobucher. Makes Bette Davis look moderate. Eloquent tantrums won’t cut it.
Col. Mustard = Bernie Sanders. This salty, abrasive truth-teller appeals to the young and down-trodden. Commie bastard keeps growing in popularity. Might just pull out the nomination. Will likely get whooped by Trump because in the end, Americans are a nation of Haves and not Have Not’s. Mind you, like Trump, he is not just a glib PC politician, refreshingly says what he thinks, and the Dem Pendulum may finally swing from PC fuktards that say whatevr to get elected.
Mr Boddy = Mike Bloomberg. May be dead in the race. Flat un-charismatic version of Trump wealthy dude likely politically deceased. Best CLUE guess: Mrs Peacock, with the facts, in the Debate Room.
OK, whomever emerges from this primordial sludge of Democratic candidates will need to get a real serious CLUE how to compete with Trump. Hating is not enough. Trying to be Everything to Everyone doesn’t work any more. Hmmmmm...
More to come...
Mrs White = Tulsi Gabbard. Hindu reincarnation of Denis Leary backed by Putin?. Spinny Head non-factor.
Reverend Green = Pete Buttigieg. Evangelical shining white privilege will get some money and votes but fall short of a platform for the masses.
Mrs Peacock = Elizabeth Warren. Lawyerish socialist wanna-be, but not Bernie. Bit too Old Crone for prime time.
Professor Plum = Joe Biden. Ya, Obama’s do-nothing partner. Mr Chumbawumba. Keeps getting knocked down and he gets back up again. Give him the longevity vote, but his skeletons will destroy his chances.
Miss Scarlet (oooh, aahh) = Amy Klobucher. Makes Bette Davis look moderate. Eloquent tantrums won’t cut it.
Col. Mustard = Bernie Sanders. This salty, abrasive truth-teller appeals to the young and down-trodden. Commie bastard keeps growing in popularity. Might just pull out the nomination. Will likely get whooped by Trump because in the end, Americans are a nation of Haves and not Have Not’s. Mind you, like Trump, he is not just a glib PC politician, refreshingly says what he thinks, and the Dem Pendulum may finally swing from PC fuktards that say whatevr to get elected.
Mr Boddy = Mike Bloomberg. May be dead in the race. Flat un-charismatic version of Trump wealthy dude likely politically deceased. Best CLUE guess: Mrs Peacock, with the facts, in the Debate Room.
OK, whomever emerges from this primordial sludge of Democratic candidates will need to get a real serious CLUE how to compete with Trump. Hating is not enough. Trying to be Everything to Everyone doesn’t work any more. Hmmmmm...
More to come...






