Joke of the Day

[GrandMarnier]

Time to lighten things up boys and girls... Here's one in a series of "How Did the Fight Start?"

a couple was having dinner and oddly enough, the waiter took the guy's order first...

waiter: what can I get for you?
guy: I'll have a steak.
waiter: how would you like it?
guy: Rare.
waiter: Seriously? Aren't you worry about mad cow?
guy: No. She can order for herself.

... and that's how the fight started.

 

[Pretty_Priya]

God told Man that for him, he would create good and obedient wives, and place them in every corner of the Earth.

Then God made the Earth round and laughed, and laughed, and laughed....

 

[johnA27]

god told man that for him, he would create good and obedient wives, and place them in every corner of the earth.

Then god made the earth round and laughed, and laughed, and laughed.... :d

not according to kyrie irving har har

 

[smartfuk69]

not according to kyrie irving har har

That is funny he says his answer is political, however I did not like him excluding LBJ (GOAT) from his dream team!!!!

 

[GrandMarnier]

Man watching TV. Wife walks into the room. Wife said.. What's on TV? Man said.. Dust! ... that's how the fight started.

 

[take8easy]

Man watching TV. Wife walks into the room. Wife said.. What's on TV? Man said.. Dust! ... that's how the fight started.

My wife wanted a great evening and dinner for both of us on our anniversary so I made reservations for us in two different restaurants in diff parts of the city..... and the fight started.

 

[uncleg]

I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body.....then momma gave birth.

 

[golferjohn]

What do old ladies smell like??






Depends...

 

[lenny]

Words on a bank window:

Retire Your Worries

 

[golferjohn]

* disclaimer * this one's not for the sensitive



'Why did Jesus die on the cross?'








He forgot the 'safe word'

 

[lenny]

Alex Ovechkin delivers pizzas:

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/al...-fans-has-bad-food-takes-video-162133029.html