Jim's Last Post?

[jim]

I FINALLY met the infamous Jim today (clothed), and he made one heck of a first impression on me. Thank you for the thoughful 'treat' today kind sir You are sweet. We will have to get it on someday soon.....

Dearest Kendra,

You also made a fine first impression! I enjoyed our time together and appreciated you allowing my personal nurse to be in attendance. (She is hawt isn't she?) Your understanding about my special needs and your offer of setting up a lock up for my walker is truly kind of you. I know you have a lot of work ahead of you and wish you smooth sailing.

I will indeed contact you about .... .

 

[funnyfunguy]

The mob comes after FFG.

*Sigh* Time to put FFG on ignore.
Somebody ought to start a poll whether
or not ffg contributes anything to Perb, or
is he just a big ewwie waste of font.

I thought of doing one, but don't know how. It was to be a broad analysis of all possible answers to the question: What's with FFG? We are limiteed to 10 poll options so I did my best to cover the full range of reasonablt possible responses.



If someone could put this up, I would be ever so grateful. Enquiring minds want to know!

http://www.niklassmith.com/torch mob.jpg


It's noteworthy how the guys inciting others to put up a poll are shying away from doing it themselves. I guess they don't want to run the risk of being banned themselves, but will urge others to do so to take the rap.

 

[overdone]

http://www.niklassmith.com/torch mob.jpg


It's noteworthy how the guys inciting others to put up a poll are shying away from doing it themselves. I guess they don't want to run the risk of being banned themselves, but will urge others to do so to take the rap.

It's also noteworthy, well not really, but it is pathetic that you seem to always preach about people being banned, yet none seem to get banned according to your anal control freak type rants.

 

[funnyfunguy]

It's also noteworthy, well not really, but it is pathetic that you seem to always preach about people being banned, yet none seem to get banned according to your anal control freak type rants.

Your posts are so bland and innocuous that there is no way they banned you from the other board for your posts. What happened? Did you post some negative stuff about a mod's fav SP?

 

[funnyfunguy]

If you guys want me to stop posting, all you have to do is ASK.. (not).

Seriously though, if Fiddy will stop posting, then so will I. All you gotta do is persuade Fiddy to stop posting, and if he stops, then I will too. If he relapses, and starts back, then so will I.

There, isn't that simple?

How about it?

 

[jdtipper]

Singling out any one particular perb member for such a poll would be in violation of Perb posting guidelines, and would most likely net the poll poster a warning or ban.

Hey FFG, I've got a question regarding this posting of polls regarding other members that need clarification. Can you help me out??

 

[jim]

Before you try squirming & changing the subject, how about that poll. Are you willing to post it as drafted? Or are you already certain that your rep is so low you can't win, even at 9:1 odds? You know you want to see the results... Give it a go!

Jim,

Sorry (well, not really) to hijack your thread & all but this obviously was not Jim's last Post & it has veered into the ditch already. So I'm thinking (never a good thing!) "Why not see how far into the rhubarb patch this this can go?"

Well never say never Peace Guy. I have it on good authority that changes are in the offing. I really wonder why some people feel that they must post in a thread that was not directed at them? Alas, I blame it on the school system, FFG is obviously the product of a school system that insisted on promotion through the system when it was obvious that he should never have gotten out of kindergarten given that even after all these years later he still can't play nice with others.

 

[jdtipper]

Hey, Aren't you a little young to be asking these kinds of questions? <tongue firmly in cheek... Oh wait, it's sticking out!>

Hey you should probably re-read the rules guy, especially this one

5. No abuse, name calling, derogatory statements or insults that are not OBVIOUSLY given and received with good humor will be tolerated.

I had made it pretty clear that these comments about my age were no longer appreciated by me. Ill be having a chat with a mod to see what he thinks...

 

[jim]

Hey, Aren't you a little young to be asking these kinds of questions? <tongue firmly in cheek... Oh wait, it's sticking out!>

Hey you should probably re-read the rules guy, especially this one

5. No abuse, name calling, derogatory statements or insults that are not OBVIOUSLY given and received with good humor will be tolerated.

I had made it pretty clear that these comments about my age were no longer appreciated by me. Ill be having a chat with a mod to see what he thinks...

Kids kids kids. NO INFIGHTING

JD, Peaceguy did say "with tongue planted firmly in cheek".

PG While it is tempting, JD is definitely still sore over his fuc (sic) pas, let him heal.

PS
JD, pulling the old rule book quote is about as dumb a move as your other faux pas.

 

[jdtipper]

JD, Peaceguy did say "with tongue planted firmly in cheek".

Sorry jim, ill have to make it a little bigger so you can read it

5. No abuse, name calling, derogatory statements or insults that are not OBVIOUSLY given and received with good humor will be tolerated.

It appears that his comment was received very well.

 

[ThisEndUp]

Into the rhubarb patch eh?
Well, I am eating cornchips blanketed with chili, topped with chopped romaine lettuce, olives, diced tomatoes, peppers, and onions.
This is topped with some Ranch, little sour cream and some cheese.
I call it Haystacks. and yummy.

doesnt that mess up camera lens?

 

[jim]

Sorry jim, ill have to make it a little bigger so you can read it

{I refuse to requote rules for fear of being confused as condoning FFG antics, oh hold on, there is one difference between us (or 100 or so)}

It appears that his comment was received very well.

Part of me wants to suggest you take a break from posting until the flow stops. However that would be crude so I won't say it.

How about this:

Hey Sonny, you and your friends go take your bickering outta my front yard or I'll pull the flag stick off my walker and whip your hynie.











I think I sense another road trip

 

[overdone]

Your posts are so bland and innocuous that there is no way they banned you from the other board for your posts. What happened? Did you post some negative stuff about a mod's fav SP?

What? I've always assumed it was you sister. Afterall, you're all about the bannings.

I just assumed you were behind it.

Or is that just a dream you've had since you were a little girl playing mod in your backyard all alone.

You'll always have the dream, they will never be able to take that away from you. Keep your chins up.

 

[jim]

Hmmm Well How Did That Happen????

AGAIN!

Well when you make it to my age one would figure that I'd learn from previous experiences. Alas it is with embarrassment that I must admit that I somehow got myself into a jam.

AGAIN​

Luckily it is not cold out and there is a soft blanket in the trunk of the car. YES once again I find myself in the trunk of that familiar car (I need to learn to avoid falling for that 'would you check my tail light from the inside' trick).

Once again my captor is unknown to me or to anyone on the board. Do not contact any of my known associates. She can handle a rifle and is a good shot. Please don't try to be a hero, I will make the sacrifice.

As luck would have it my phone charging gizmo is still set up in the tail light assembly. I'll try to check in with an update when I have one.

Cheers friends.

 

[uncleg]

There goes Jim, giving a whole new meaning to junk in the trunk, again....................HB40inMexico...according to rumour..........working on..........who knows, if anything other than his own trunk ride....................and then there is jd who seems to have...........................not sure what he have.............but I'm sure it's something....................eddie playing with mooses and bears...................going to be an interesting MERL next time the resident crew gets together.

 

[jim]

On the road again........

Seems that the pattern is indeed repeating. The car stopped again and the trunk was opened. Once again an angel was who opened the trunk, this time however well let's just say that this angel wound up with a slightly tarnished halo ;-).

No idea where we stopped it was very dark yet I felt totally comfortable using my sense of touch to feel my way around my angel....

Eddie I hope you have you iPhone with you, contact me when the meeting is convened. If I'm in a cell zone I will certainly attend.

Hmmm car is slowing down. I better post this and put my phone away. Till later my friends. Have a great day.

 

[uncleg]

Did you check to see if the car at least had decent winter tires ?

 

[Pillowtalk]

This thread is entertaining.

 

[uncleg]

This thread is entertaining.

It'd be even more entertaining if he had jd in the trunk with him.

 

[jim]

All Settled In

I'm settled back in my 'room' It is a comfy cage so I reserve the right to call it my room and I've got to say this is definitely a piece of heaven . Things are going very well and once again may I remind you do NOT try and locate me. She can load a rifle in complete darkness and is a crack shot.

Did you check to see if the car at least had decent winter tires ?

I was not in a position to check anything out, I can't get into the details of how I found myself in the trunk but I can vouch that the ride was safe.

It'd be even more entertaining if he had jd in the trunk with him.

Are you DAFT??? This is an adult only adventure made for two and both positions er roles since many many more than two "positions" are enjoyed, are spoken for.