Jim's Last Post?

[jim]

I think HubbaHubba has set out to find you. Or himself. Or perhaps just a fine cup of coffee. So keep an eye out for him. Or not. Or just try & get a nice coffe for yourself.

Damn that rain outside is loud in the trunk. 'on the road again' meets 'rain drops keep falling on my trunk lid' (poetic license). Don't know where I am being taken but it is in the same car since my macgyvered phone charger wiring is still in place.

 

[Peeperz]

Spermie
This thread is about Jim being sucked in by Maryn, moved to BC, ran out of money, came back, Maryn now back selling her azz again, etc. etc. etc. But he will keep us all posted

 

[jim]

This is definatley one of the best retirement threads ever done on this board. Very creative. Thanks Jim. I look forward to the next post.

Thanks Fiddy. It's not quite a retirement thread but I've definitely been out of circulation however not out of practice ;-).

On to the update; Damn it's cold in here! I'm going to suggest that perhaps some heat be diverted into the trunk! The road has been pretty straight and flat for some time now. No idea where I am or where this adventure will lead me. When I know you will know.

 

[jim]

Guess what?

Well the mystery has been solved!!!

The trip ended last night and once the trunk lid was opened I found myself back in E-town! Let the trumpets sound, let the chorus sing, let the banners fly. I'm here I'm here I'm here!!!

I'd like to thank everyone for showing their concern over my well being. Rest assured that I am doing well albeit a bit tired. Must admit that cage life does have some nice perks. Soft tender smooth perks.

 

[Bad Santa]

Well the mystery has been solved!!!

The trip ended last night and once the trunk lid was opened I found myself back in E-town! Let the trumpets sound, let the chorus sing, let the banners fly. I'm here I'm here I'm here!!!

I'd like to thank everyone for showing their concern over my well being. Rest assured that I am doing well albeit a bit tired. Must admit that cage life does have some nice perks. Soft tender smooth perks.

Welcome back Jim! Glad you survived your "Ordeal"!

 

[Dark_Knight]

Well the mystery has been solved!!!

The trip ended last night and once the trunk lid was opened I found myself back in E-town! Let the trumpets sound, let the chorus sing, let the banners fly. I'm here I'm here I'm here!!!

I'd like to thank everyone for showing their concern over my well being. Rest assured that I am doing well albeit a bit tired. Must admit that cage life does have some nice perks. Soft tender smooth perks.

Welcome back. It is good to have our popcorn supplier back... I think you will notice the crowd has been thinned a bit since you were gone... Peace Guy thinks it may be the logs in the pond really aren't logs but instead they are aligators and once in awhile they snatch one away from the herd...

 

[Dark_Knight]

I still have no idea what this entire thread is about.

That is how I feel about many of your threads... heheheh. I am glad that someone was able to confuse you!

 

[jim]

Welcome back Jim.

Thanks Fiddy!

Miley says she misses you Jim. So come back safe.

Hmmm I'm not sure if I should be honoured or creeped out. Miley's a great gal and it's been I figure a couple of years. I'm really wondering how a conversation between you and her ends up bringing my name up?

Welcome back Jim! Glad you survived your "Ordeal"!

Santa, since you know all I guess I'll be up for a huge load of coal because I've been very bad! In a naughty sort of way

Welcome back. It is good to have our popcorn supplier back... I think you will notice the crowd has been thinned a bit since you were gone... Peace Guy thinks it may be the logs in the pond really aren't logs but instead they are aligators and once in awhile they snatch one away from the herd...

Hey DK, thanks. Yes it seems that the numbers are thin, what the heck happened? Well I'm sure I'll figure it out. Alligators eh? That's why I stay away from ponds and stick to showers. Accompanied showers are the best

 

[jim]

Just for the heck of it

I see that FFG is still on here (why I have no clue). So just to piss him off I will add a review to the General Discussion area

As you all know I was away at an undisclosed location for almost a month. I discovered that an Irish lass was in town and well what can I say? Still absolutely the best.

 

[Fuzzy Thumper]

As you all know I was away at an undisclosed location for almost a month. I discovered that an Irish lass was in town and well what can I say? Still absolutely the best.

Maryn? Maryn. Mmmmmaryn. Marynmarynmaryn. Mmmmmaryn.


Never had the pleasure myself, but I like saying her name. Even sounds fun. Mmmmmmmmmmaryn.




And it's nice to hear a happy story these days (even a very brief one). Welcome home, Mr. Jim.

 

[funnyfunguy]

Welcome back Jim.

hehehe. Jimm posted that Faddy is the biggest W.O.S on the board, and here's Faddy kissing his asss.

 

[funnyfunguy]

I see that FFG is still on here (why I have no clue).

I like reading the reviews.

So just to piss him off I will add a review to the General Discussion area

I like reading the reviews especially in the GD area.

I discovered that an Irish lass was in town and well what can I say? Still absolutely the best.

Did she give you a freebie in exchange for a rave review?

 

[Synshine]

Yeaaaahhhhh....that is it! I give it away....lol

(just throwing it around, best catcher gets it!! Woot Woot)

 

[jim]

Hmmm Since FFG is on my ignore list I don't see his inane, idiotic, insolent and overall impertinent comments. The only time I see them is when someone quotes his comments back in their post. Synshine you will have to be punished for this, yes this is a threat and a promise ;-).

FFG congratulations on attaining the status of biggest Waste Of Skin (WOS) on the board.

 

[Synshine]

Hmmm Since FFG is on my ignore list I don't see his inane, idiotic, insolent and overall impertinent comments. The only time I see them is when someone quotes his comments back in their post. Synshine you will have to be punished for this, yes this is a threat and a promise ;-).

FFG congratulations on attaining the status of biggest Waste Of Skin (WOS) on the board.

I'm gonna put some salt on Kendra's ramp to be sure you don't slip on Sunday~~! oxoxox

 

[funnyfunguy]

it is always recommended to Non Paying SPs to become Paid Advertisers on perb so as to stop free loading off the Paid Advertising SPs on this site.

Unpaid Advertising - A Reshresher

There has been a flurry of unpaid advertising of late and I am getting tired of needing to police it so much. Below is a partial listing of what is and is not allowed.

I am sure some of the more creative non-advertisers will find things that I missed; so as a general overlaying principle; if you are not a Paid Advertiser you cannot do anything, that in anyway could be construed to be advertising. If you even think it is, then it is and don't do it.

I have put this thread in the forums of the major cities, nobody will be able to say "I didn't know".

 

[jim]

I would not worry about what what FFG has to say. He will get banned in another month or two anyway.

Not soon enough.
Jim updates his shopping list, shovel, bags of lye, wood chipper.

 

[funnyfunguy]

FFG congratulations on attaining the status of biggest Waste Of Skin (WOS) on the board.

ohhhh, the shame, the disgrace, the humiliation.!!

 

[uncleg]

ohhhh, the shame, the disgrace, the humiliation.!!

So I take it Jim filled you in on his caged journey.

 

[jim]

So I take it Jim filled you in on his caged journey.

FunnyFuckwadGuy must be referring to the comment I made to him about being the board's biggest Waste Of Skin.

As far as my caged journey, words that you'd use if I ever divulged even the slightest detail would include:

"I'm green with envy"
"You must have felt that you had died and gone to heaven"
"How many times a day?"