Jim's Adventures With .................................................. ......Kendra!
Oh I'm sure you thought that this old man was done for, but for those of you following my last post thread carefully you would have noted a trip to Edmonton that I was asked to make from my ahem 'cage'.
It's been a while now and my memory isn't all that good since they confiscated my supply of Ginkgo Biloba at airport security. (This is why the whole trunk travel thing does have some benefits) Anyways I get to the airport in Edmonton and climb into the DATS bus which took me to the old folks home I reside in when I'm not elsewhere
. I shuffle in through the front doors, it's much better now that they installed the automatic doors, and who should I spot at the front desk but good old Attila the Hun aka Nurse Mildred Ratched. She's a real witch who isn't a people person at all. I caught her more than once unplugging my scooter from it's recharging station so that I miss out on the extracurricular activities like shuffle board at the Lions Club. She says to me 'hey you old fart where have you been? We were about ready to sell all your stuff!' I just ignored her and shuffled my way to my room.
After having my dinner in the cafeteria I went back to my room as per my instructions. I was told to be there by 5:30. Shortly thereafter a soft knock on the door, hmmm can't be Ratched, wonder who it is? I clap to unlock the door (it's not just for lights you know) and I get up and slowly shuffle towards the door. It opens and holy heavens to Mergatroid! A true vision of loveliness enters and while the hair is different from the first time I met her, (brunette instead of blond) there was no denying that face and the beautiful smile was that of the one and only Miss Kendra!!! Sorry Fuzzy, no not really I just wanted to rub it in Well talk about putting a hop in my step! I suddenly felt like I was no older than 65.
I helped her out of her jacket, and she removed her boots after which I got a fantastic welcome back to 'the home' hug. We quickly retired to the playroom and well, WOW, what a great gal. I really do admire it when a gal who is 1/3 my age can create such an instant connection. It didn't take long before we were laying on the bed exploring each other and laughing. We certainly found a connection (perhaps she's got a geriatric fetish? I'm not sure) rather quickly and spent our time together doing various things, various ways.
At the end we were a sweaty mess and we collapsed and lay there in the afterglow. Unfortunately she did have to leave to meet friends for dinner. A quick shower where I made sure she was really clean and off she went. I couldn't think of dinner since I had a fantastic dessert.
Thank you Kendra for a memorable evening. It certainly made the quick hush hush trip back to Edmonton worthwhile. As I got on the plane back to my cage I couldn't help but notice all the looks I was getting from the airline staff. I must have looked like an insane madman because of the huge smile on my face.
Oh I'm sure you thought that this old man was done for, but for those of you following my last post thread carefully you would have noted a trip to Edmonton that I was asked to make from my ahem 'cage'.
It's been a while now and my memory isn't all that good since they confiscated my supply of Ginkgo Biloba at airport security. (This is why the whole trunk travel thing does have some benefits) Anyways I get to the airport in Edmonton and climb into the DATS bus which took me to the old folks home I reside in when I'm not elsewhere
. I shuffle in through the front doors, it's much better now that they installed the automatic doors, and who should I spot at the front desk but good old Attila the Hun aka Nurse Mildred Ratched. She's a real witch who isn't a people person at all. I caught her more than once unplugging my scooter from it's recharging station so that I miss out on the extracurricular activities like shuffle board at the Lions Club. She says to me 'hey you old fart where have you been? We were about ready to sell all your stuff!' I just ignored her and shuffled my way to my room.After having my dinner in the cafeteria I went back to my room as per my instructions. I was told to be there by 5:30. Shortly thereafter a soft knock on the door, hmmm can't be Ratched, wonder who it is? I clap to unlock the door (it's not just for lights you know) and I get up and slowly shuffle towards the door. It opens and holy heavens to Mergatroid! A true vision of loveliness enters and while the hair is different from the first time I met her, (brunette instead of blond) there was no denying that face and the beautiful smile was that of the one and only Miss Kendra!!! Sorry Fuzzy, no not really I just wanted to rub it in Well talk about putting a hop in my step! I suddenly felt like I was no older than 65.
I helped her out of her jacket, and she removed her boots after which I got a fantastic welcome back to 'the home' hug. We quickly retired to the playroom and well, WOW, what a great gal. I really do admire it when a gal who is 1/3 my age can create such an instant connection. It didn't take long before we were laying on the bed exploring each other and laughing. We certainly found a connection (perhaps she's got a geriatric fetish? I'm not sure) rather quickly and spent our time together doing various things, various ways.
At the end we were a sweaty mess and we collapsed and lay there in the afterglow. Unfortunately she did have to leave to meet friends for dinner. A quick shower where I made sure she was really clean and off she went. I couldn't think of dinner since I had a fantastic dessert.
Thank you Kendra for a memorable evening. It certainly made the quick hush hush trip back to Edmonton worthwhile. As I got on the plane back to my cage I couldn't help but notice all the looks I was getting from the airline staff. I must have looked like an insane madman because of the huge smile on my face.
Last edited:
