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Hailey @ CL

Maven

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Greetings this is my first post on https://perb.cc even though I been reading the reviews here for a while and appreciate them. Anyway since I might be moving on and leaving the spooner life behind me I thought I would write a review about Hailey

I admit I`m an CL spooner and I have had my share of good experiences and bad ones. So as I was going down the list I spotted Hailey`s post which had a legit picture of her, what go me was her website posting all her information and full pictures of her. Which I thought was great, called her up and set up an appointment.

When I got there she greeted me she offers incall she has a very nice location with a room set up nicely with candles, lotion, everything to set the mood right. She was very friendly and explained all the services she offered such as BBBJ, MSOG, LFK, and a few other services which I forgot the acronyms she is very cute nice long curly hair, very good figure and nice handful breast.

As we got started she really got into it making me feel right at home =) she definitely takes pleasure in providing never rushed and enjoyed everything we did. She also offers shower and oil massage prior or after the session. But we talked a bit to get to know one another better. She is definitely worth the repeat and will try to see her again before officially retiring! :cool:

Anyway PM me for any other details and I hope if you do try her that she provides a great experience that I got.

Thanks
 

jdtipper

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Dec 16, 2009
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okay, ill review her.

I wanted to try something new since one of my faves wasn't in town that week, so I remember some talk about her on the other board. I figured what the hell, she looked cute.
So I fired off some texts and we set something up for a 9pm appoint.
Got her address...which is a really nice place, in a not so nice place DT, but had to call when there for her to come open the doors as they are locked at night.

She met me in a nice red dress, and I was totally taken aback. She looked great, tall, dirty blond and fresh out of the bath so her hair was wet and crinklely (god I love that).
In the elevator I would have loved to start but held back as this was her home. Got into her place, very nice, then led into the bedroom.

First thing I noticed was the windows were closed and curtains drawn (obviously). Nice big squeaky bed to boot :)
Started off with some light kissing (note no LFK) and I started off with my usual massage. Shes a pretty down to earth gal, very friendly and very open.

Her pics are a bit deceiving, she seems smaller (shorter) even though she states her height, not big by any means, actually really nicely proportioned. Wicked hips and just enough jiggle on her butt. She not overly firm but just soft enough to grab onto :)

Anyways her menu is pretty broad, though if your looking for some deep throat, she is not the gal at all. If your looking for more than peck kisses, move on.
But if your looking for a gal who is incredibly orgasmic and wants to please ....BINGO!!!!!

Being a pleaser myself... she is right up my alley. I lost count after 7.
And 3 of them were on her stomach during my "massage"...they are that good, ladies LOL

The other big shock.....she is a TWITCHER :p Full out body convulsions....OMG I love it.
She is my new record holder for Big O's.
If you get her started...don't stop. Keep going or switch to the other spot until she pushes you away :)
God can this girl come.

Anyways, I had tons of fun. Tried for greek, but unless your rock solid, your not getting in there.

I wanted to see her tomorrow and then I was going to let the kitty of out the bag, but I just found out work won't let me off. Bastards.

Now the only things she needs to work on IMHO
- Loosen up a little bit...this is truly a business transaction with her from start to finish. From prebooking to booking, to starting on either :00 or :30 .... to times up, let's go.
Relax, have fun....if your enjoying yourself, dont worry so much about the time
- since she can't open the windows in there....as she gets pretty vocal .... (nice though, not acting or moaning out of place).....but she needs a fan or something to circulate the air....It got pretty hot and 'sex-y' in there. I feel bad for the next guy, unless it aired out quickly. But even the heat alone turned me into a dripping sweaty mess. The poor girl.
- The 'kissing' was a bit awkward...she seems like she is really passionate but the kissing seems restrictive somewhat

Other than that, she is adventurous, up for most anything, and seems honest about everything you ask.

Damage was $$$.2 for everything but since greek didn't work she gave back .6

Oh if you like foreplay with her...you'll get two different animals. The clit animal is your sweet sensual moans, but then if you can work her g spot....WOW, the lioness comes to life. Deep grunts with a bit of potty mouth :)
Keep working between the two and OMG.....Amazing. Way Too Cool.
 
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haileywantstoplay

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Oct 21, 2010
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Hey JD, thanks for the great review and the tips. how do i get better if no one tells me? lol.

so, i will now book at the :15 or :45 times as well.
also, i now have a fan set up (i used to open the windows between calls, but with the snow, brr)
kissing, i never use tongue, not sure if i ever will, lol (i thought thats what lfk was?)

anyhow, hope the imporvements help and i look forward to reviewing everyone elses reviews to see where i can improve.
xo, hailey

okay, ill review her.
- Loosen up a little bit...this is truly a business transaction with her from start to finish. From prebooking to booking, to starting on either :00 or :30 .... to times up, let's go.
Relax, have fun....if your enjoying yourself, dont worry so much about the time
- since she can't open the windows in there....as she gets pretty vocal .... (nice though, not acting or moaning out of place).....but she needs a fan or something to circulate the air....It got pretty hot and 'sex-y' in there. I feel bad for the next guy, unless it aired out quickly. But even the heat alone turned me into a dripping sweaty mess. The poor girl.
- The 'kissing' was a bit awkward...she seems like she is really passionate but the kissing seems restrictive somewhat.
 

jdtipper

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Dec 16, 2009
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oh don't worry Hailey, ill gladly come over and give you another tip just as soon as I can :p

No massage though....well okay maybe a short one LOL
 

scorigin

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Just want to say, I saw Hailey a couple of weeks ago, and had a fantastic time...she's absolutely gorgeous...perfect breasts and nipples, and the comment on her being orgasmic was not in any way an exaggeration. I might add, she had a stunning ass as well! Hailey, for the love of jeebus, don't you dare mess with those perfect breasts...you're gorgeous.

She's very easy to talk to, and is quite funny. As to the fun: it was excellent. I had no complaints whatsoever, and left feeling very relaxed.

I highly recommend her...
 

alskdjf

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I saw her too, about 3 months ago. Great little body on her....the 69 was to die for! She bobbed up and down for a good 30 minutes until Ol' Faithful blew. If she added DFK she would be a strong 9. I'll give her a solid 8 though. :) Definite repeat, and a really decent place to go to.
 

Cumrocku

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Hi thanks for the review. I went to her website too and got really turned on, sometimes you don't have to be a stunning blond to be attractive. So you enjoyed it eh? Never had this lifestyle before and really anxious to get started. Since you are a veteran at this, s
Would you recommend her as my firsttimer? Or is there another girl you would recommend. Bother question, how safe is this sort of stuff, by that I mean sexual diseases. God know I don't want the wife to find out. Treat me like your grasshopper and teach me your wisdoms if you can. Thanks.
 

MrR

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Hi thanks for the review. I went to her website too and got really turned on, sometimes you don't have to be a stunning blond to be attractive. So you enjoyed it eh? Never had this lifestyle before and really anxious to get started. Since you are a veteran at this, s
Would you recommend her as my firsttimer? Or is there another girl you would recommend. Bother question, how safe is this sort of stuff, by that I mean sexual diseases. God know I don't want the wife to find out. Treat me like your grasshopper and teach me your wisdoms if you can. Thanks.
I'm sorry to say even after good reviews, I wouldn't recommend CL girls if you are new.

Period.

Now don't call me a hypocrite. I do see, and have seen my fair share of CL girls. And still do. Don't let a CL experience jade you on your first go. Plus, you are usually safer if you stick to Massage Parlours. For a first time, I would recommend Sandy from Supreme. Or Rebecca from Aristocrat.
 
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