Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me up I'm goin' in
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Q. How do you recycle a condom?
A. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
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Q. What do you call 365 condoms rolled into 1?
A. A Good Year
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Q. What do you call grit in a condom?
A. An organ grinder.
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Q. Why did the condom fly across the room?
A. Because it got pissed off.
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Q. What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
A. They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going
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A. Cover me up I'm goin' in
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Q. How do you recycle a condom?
A. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
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Q. What do you call 365 condoms rolled into 1?
A. A Good Year
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Q. What do you call grit in a condom?
A. An organ grinder.
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Q. Why did the condom fly across the room?
A. Because it got pissed off.
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Q. What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
A. They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going
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