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oberon1999

Cariñoso; Affectueux !!!
Jan 13, 2003
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Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me up I'm goin' in

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Q. How do you recycle a condom?
A. Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it



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Q. What do you call 365 condoms rolled into 1?
A. A Good Year



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Q. What do you call grit in a condom?
A. An organ grinder.



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Q. Why did the condom fly across the room?
A. Because it got pissed off.



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Q. What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
A. They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going

:D oberon:D
 

oberon1999

Cariñoso; Affectueux !!!
Jan 13, 2003
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Friday

Q. What do you call a turtle with a hard-on?
A. A slow poke!

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Q. What's the difference between a pay cheque and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your pay cheque.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay man that put a nicotine patch on his dick?
A. He`s down to two butts a day.

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Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

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Q. What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
A. Marriage.
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Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes silence.

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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.

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Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

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Q. What's the difference between Hard and Light?
A. You can go to sleep with a light on.

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Q. What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

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Q. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
A. Sperm is handmade.

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Q. Why is it easy to filet a fly?
A. Because all you have to do is unzip it and the bone pops right out.
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Q. Why do women fart after they take a piss?
A. They can't shake it, so they blow it dry.

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Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people have a chance to have sex.

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Q. What's green, has 4 legs, and smells like a woman's butt?
A. The pool table in the White House

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Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.


:D oberon (again):D
 

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You have sex with your girlfriend on Monday. The next day, it was your mistress's turn. Wedensday was a day of rest. Feeling horny on Thursday, but wifey has a headache. So you decided to book an appointment with your right hand. The day after, you have a session with your ATF SP and 2cums was avaliable. Then what? (answer below)

































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