Is this for real???

normisanas

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Ask a friend to do it to you and report back when you can sit again to type it up :p
Just couldn't resist the urge could you?

Well after many female tongues up my ass, I know for certain anything bigger would be expelled. But as your previous posts suggests, you might be able to tell us what it's like to have your head up there.
 

CLUB78

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Having absolutely no desire to watch the video, but having first hand experience with such fetishes, you can indeed put very large and long objects up your ass! The rectum curves into the descending colon and you just need to go with the flow. However, if you are thinking of trying this, I would caution to be very careful not to use anything even slightly sharp or with edges, as colons are hard to sew back up. :)
 

badbadboy

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You're a little too eager, as I wasn't even playing ball.
Right you are jesuschrist, I'll let you lay out some other significant thread for all of us to enjoy. :rolleyes:
 

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Real is my guess! Although they must be high on drugs to be able to withstand that and smile!
 

vancity_cowboy

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If you are gonna throw out soft balls, I will gladly hit them out of the park :nod:
You're a little too eager, as I wasn't even playing ball.
well, forearm to the elbow is KINDA like a softball bat, lol... :D

actually, since the ladies in the video are wearing paraphernalia that suggests they are polish, this reminds me of an old polish joke:

three doctors, a german, an american and a pole were having dinner while attending a surgeons' conference, and bragging about the most complex surgery they ever performed

the german, whose specialty was cardiovascular surgery told a story about a heart plus quadruple bypass case that took 6 hours to perform. the american, whose specialty was surgery on the nervous system, told of the removal of a tumour deep in the core of the brain that was frought with danger of killing the patient if the wrong tissues were damaged, but after 9 hours under the scalpel, the patient survived. the pole simply said a tonsilectomy

the german and the american exchanged glances and explained to the pole that in the western world, a tonsilectomy was rated as quite a simple surgery

the pole shrugged and said sure, for you, but in poland we go in from the other end... :pound:
 
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Feenix

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I wonder if that is how Michael Jackson lost his other glove... up some ten year old's butt. :crazy:
 

normisanas

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well, forearm to the elbow is KINDA like a softball bat, lol... :D

actually, since the ladies in the video are wearing paraphernalia that suggests they are polish, this reminds me of an old polish joke:

three doctors, a german, an american and a pole were having dinner while attending a surgeons' conference, and bragging about the most complex surgery they ever performed

the german, whose specialty was cardiovascular surgery told a story about a heart plus quadruple bypass case that took 6 hours to perform. the american, whose specialty was surgery on the nervous system, told of the removal of a tumour deep in the core of the brain that was frought with danger of killing the patient if the wrong tissues were damaged, but after 9 hours under the scalpel, the patient survived. the pole simply said a tonsilectomy

the german and the american exchanged glances and explained to the pole that in the western world, a tonsilectomy was rated as quite a simple surgery

the pole shrugged and said sure, for you, but in poland we go in from the other end... :pound:
Good joke!!!
 

grusse

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I heard a different version of the joke.

the one I heard, and here I quote, involved "a German, an American, and a Chinaman"

I found it deeply offended my multicultural sensibilities.
 
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