Is it okay to take a dump before or after a session?????
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This thread plus OPs name made me LOL..
you should save the dump for mid-session cleveland steamers :clap2:
you should save the dump for mid-session cleveland steamers :clap2:
Nicely stated there Nerd--totally agree with you. Nothing worse than dropping machine gun nuggets or a hot coiled steamer into the bowl, only to have the stench waft down the halls and break the mood.
Bad Joke Alert! Bad Joke Alert!
"What do you call a client that constantly talks about their poopies, and takes liberties describing their unbelievable characteristics?"
........"a Scatalogical Liar"
ound:"What do say about a person that can predict the exact time they will drop a stinky loaf hours or days in advance?"
........"I don't know, but they seem to have a sick scent about them"
"Did you hear about the guy that watched as his lucky rabbit's foot fall out of his pocket and right down the outhouse hole?"
........"Nope, but sounds like he is a little down in the dumps on his luck" :doh:
Let's hope you folks have some better ones.....
What about taking a dump during?
I didn't, but the SP has.... a few different ones in fact.
Always during greek - the SP says - oh, I have to go. Too much ass pummeling, and too deep I guess. The girl interrupts the session then goes about her business, then resumes.
I had one at an MP squat right away and dump on the floor. That was the worst of them all.
I didn't, but the SP has.... a few different ones in fact.
Always during greek - the SP says - oh, I have to go. Too much ass pummeling, and too deep I guess. The girl interrupts the session then goes about her business, then resumes.
I had one at an MP squat right away and dump on the floor. That was the worst of them all.
I hope you are kidding...:fear:
Beyond nasty!!!! I think any SP giving anal, should look into an enema kit.
Cripes what is ITB going to be requesting next?.....that an SP is OK with a donkey punch
or perhaps a chilli dog.....or even a dirty sanchez :doh:
SR
or perhaps a chilli dog.....or even a dirty sanchez :doh:
SR
Unless , your paying her for recieving a "HOT LUNCH"
or giving her a free hot lunch for xmas present.
or giving her a free hot lunch for xmas present.
Hi Eve,
Yes, I was referring to taking a dump at a SP's place during the session.
Let me explain first...this SP I have seen a few times, lets me stay the night. After the one hour of sex is up, she says I can stay around...so I usually watch a movie with her, then fall asleep. Unfortunately, she has a cat so my allergies kick in as the hours go by. That being said, when I woke up she was still sleeping. I didn't want to leave, but felt a big shit coming on. So I decided to take a shit, then shower and jump back into bed with her. When I got into bed with her she was awake, and she asked me if I just went Poo.
I felt like pig, as she had this disgusted look on her face.
I have felt ill, begged off a session and left to find facilities.
Would never use an SP's toilet for a dump, especially if I felt sick and knew what might be about to happen.
Would never use an SP's toilet for a dump, especially if I felt sick and knew what might be about to happen.
