Taking a dump before a session is an absolute must.
Also the odor of my stinking feces is not exactly something I'd like my lovely SP to smell before, during, or after the session.
Nicely stated there Nerd--totally agree with you. Nothing worse than dropping machine gun nuggets or a hot coiled steamer into the bowl, only to have the stench waft down the halls and break the mood.
Bad Joke Alert! Bad Joke Alert!
"What do you call a client that constantly talks about their poopies, and takes liberties describing their unbelievable characteristics?"
........"a Scatalogical Liar"

ound:
"What do say about a person that can predict the exact time they will drop a stinky loaf hours or days in advance?"
........"I don't know, but they seem to have a sick scent about them"
"Did you hear about the guy that watched as his lucky rabbit's foot fall out of his pocket and right down the outhouse hole?"
........"Nope, but sounds like he is a little down in the dumps on his luck" :doh:
Let's hope you folks have some better ones.....