Incongruous

[Man Mountain]

I'm not trying to single anybody out (that's why I've opted not to post links to ads or the names of the advertisers) but I've been seeing some trends in ads of late that I find amusing.

Example #1:

The headline of the ad:

♥♡♥Cuum all over my face ♥♡♥

From the body of the ad itself:

► NO Explicit TALK /

Example #2:

The headline of the ad:

Your Personal Barbie Blonde F*ckdoll

The disclaimer in small print at the bottom of the ad:

*I do not condone any illegal sexual activities. All money exchanged is for my social companionship, entertainement and time only.

 

[sybian]

This was over a year ago but I think it applies.....

The add stated....."Love to have you explore with your digits inside of me..."

So I emailed the SP....and asked her a few pointed questions, one of which was "I would enjoy some time searching for your "G-Spot", as your add claims your ok with digit play . I also promise to be respectful and gentle."

Her response thru Email was....."I'm not sure how comfortable I am with your fingers finding my G-Spot, or inside of me at all"

My response...."O.K. fine.....Thank you for responding to my Email .....But your most recent add states your ok with that. I was just wondering if there was some sort of mistake?"

Her response was...."Oh !!!....It does?...OOPS!"

 

[take8easy]

Things you see on LL!! A few of them are amusing and worth a chuckle or two for sure.