Iguanas

Eden

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No takers?

Come on, guys. I thought that you were all macho! Scared of a little reptile. Ok, they are prickly, but they are one of the most mysterious and interesting creatures out there.
 

Eden

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S.G.
What kind of crocodile? Where would you keep it? Don't say bath tub either they can't stay there. If someone came up to you tomorrow and tried to give you one would you take it?
 

Eden

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S.G
You can't have a vegey croc there are not such a thing. Vegey iguanas, yes-no vegey croc's. You may think your safer, but it is not their bite that would hurt you. They grow to be quite heavy and somehow dragging the poor bugger to the bath everyday might just end you up under him and squashed, my friend. You don't like iguanas?
 

Eden

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Maybe. I cannot answer that on the grounds that it may increminate me later on. Why would you by chance, change from a croc lover to a iggey lover?
 

Eden

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Well, thank silkrose anyway. See men are scared of scaley things and women are not. Talk about a role reversal here. Silkrose that would have been very cool, though. I got to do that at the fair last year, it was a definite rush.
 

chuck1561

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Eden said:
Well, thank silkrose anyway. See men are scared of scaley things and women are not. Talk about a role reversal here. Silkrose that would have been very cool, though. I got to do that at the fair last year, it was a definite rush.

don't know about an iguana but do you have any Monkeys to go :p
 

Eden

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I got a bunny for yah, chuck. It is perfect for you. Low maintenance-just needs cuddling once a day and some food. You are not an iguana type of guy-way too skittish and you would run at the first flick of a tail. So do yah wanna bunny?
 

Gobble_Gook

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Iguanas??? It all depends how they are prepared.

Roasted with a little plum sauce ... mmmmmm
 

chuck1561

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Eden said:
I got a bunny for yah, chuck. It is perfect for you. Low maintenance-just needs cuddling once a day and some food. You are not an iguana type of guy-way too skittish and you would run at the first flick of a tail. So do yah wanna bunny?

hmmmm..wonder if I can sneak the bunny by my landlord :D
 

Eden

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Gobble_Gook
You are a sick bastard, I thought that I liked you. Bad bad bad, you don't eat my iguana. Bad

Chuck
Very easy, I will help. I've got bunny cage and food. Lots of carrots, very easy to take care of. Please oh please would you not want a cute little dwarf bunny that has eaten way too much and is now fat? Please.CHUCK COME AND GET YOUR BUNNY
 

Eden

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S.G.
They are way cooler than a croc, you see legally speaking I am allowed to have one. It is mine silly, but they want to move. Find a bigger tub to play in. They like to whip their tail I have the welts to prove it. Are you sure you don't want one?

Hey chukie,
Come and get your f*c*i*g bunny.
P L E A S E
 

Eden

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I am simply mortified, that you would even consider eating one of my friends (other than another sp). I thought you were tender and sweet (which my iguanas are NOT ). Bad Gobble it will be turkey soup for me tomorrow.
 

Gobble_Gook

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Why have watered down soup ... when you can have the real thing!! You know where to find me ;-)
 

Eden

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Well then S.G., if your tub is in Edmonton-how on earth do you keep clean?

Gobble-No Iguana soup for you, you should erase that link so that other people (or should I say perberts) don't get the wrong idea about iggey's. I cannot be responsible for mass quantities of iguana destrucion. Bad Gobble.
PS Gobble, the only thing that I would truly enjoy from a turkey is the popes nose!!! Bad Gobble-you better bend over.
 

chuck1561

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Eden said:
Gobble_Gook
You are a sick bastard, I thought that I liked you. Bad bad bad, you don't eat my iguana. Bad

Chuck
Very easy, I will help. I've got bunny cage and food. Lots of carrots, very easy to take care of. Please oh please would you not want a cute little dwarf bunny that has eaten way too much and is now fat? Please.CHUCK COME AND GET YOUR BUNNY

ooooooooooooooh OK :p ;)
 

Eden

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Gobble-I thought that it would be the only way to have any man by his balls or close enough!!!! How might you bow to me? Will you take my bunny, I mean iguana. Are you tuff enough? Or are you scared?

OH CHUCK, BUNNY IS WAITING FOR YOU. HE/IT IS VERY EXCITED TO HAVE A NEW CARING HOME, WITH HEAT.
 
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