If you could fight anyone...

[the virgin gary]

Who would it be and why? Alive or dead doesn't matter.

Me, I'd fight my biological father. I never knew him as I was given up for adoption.

 

[hitrack]

This asshole that bugged me in grade 8. I won't mention his name but man-0-man he was a real dink.

One time there was this party and I had heard that someone poured laundry detergent in his drink and he was taken to the hospital. Hahahah I giggled my motha fukkin ass off.

 

[BlueEyesDude]

- Dr. Atkins, for his secret plan to genocide the population using planned heart attack. Oh wait he's already dead ... by a heart attack.

Oh well, then I'll go with the same pick as "Jack/The Narrator", and go for William Shatner. A real asshole.

 

[GS69]

- Dr. Atkins, for his secret plan to genocide the population using planned heart attack. Oh wait he's already dead ... by a heart attack.

That isn't what I heard. He slipped on ice and hit his head.

 

[Yman]

Joy McPhail

 

[BushPilot]

-jean chretien, paul martin and john ralston saul.....they all need to be bitch slapped OVER AND OVER AND OVER



Be careful, man. Jean Chretien may be 70 years old, but I'm sure he can still kick most people's asses. He grew up as a street thug in Shawinigan. He tossed that tree hugger who got in his face around pretty good. Come to think of it, his wife could probably kick most asses, too.

 

[BushPilot]

I'd like to go a few rounds with George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Condolleeza Rice. Fuck, I'd like to take 'em all at the same time. It'd more fun than I've ever had, I'm sure.

 

[Massagegirl]

Thanks for the link Cat!

The problem with all the conspiracy theories is that Dr Atkins didn't necessarily diet at all, ever. He just treated people who were scheduled to have a triple heart bypass, and found that the special diet he developed saved many from needing surgery at all because it lowered cholesterol. Then he discovered it actually had a side effect of weight loss . Only then did he call it a weight loss plan. Protein diets have been known for years, there is even a protein shake that doctors perscribe, for extreme cases, that clock in at 800 calories a day. And are sanctioned by the FDA.

PS I'd fight Willy Picton(or Clifford Olsen) cuz "accidentally" killing him would not leave any stain on my soul whatsoever.

 

[_Ruffian_]

A bunch of Random People:

Triple H
Anyone from MTV
Julia Roberts (she's a man i tell you)
Freddie Prinz Junior
Ben Affleck
Leonardo Dicaprio
Jonathon Mostow (directed T3)
Patrick Roy (that selfish bastard)
Peter Forsberg (diver)
Steve Moore

 

[Maury Beniowski]

PS I'd fight Willy Picton(or Clifford Olsen) cuz "accidentally" killing him would not leave any stain on my soul whatsoever.

You'd probably get a ticket to heaven as well.

 

[BYSON]

Lenox Lewis for 1.5 Million, 1 Million to enjoy and .5 million to recover

 

[LonelyGhost]

since this can't be done in real life ...

karla homolka and kelly ellard ...

they both deserve a shit kicking.

who would i slowly torture for days and days? those fuckers who skinned the kitty and made a tape of it ... the poor thing lived for over 5 minutes (count every one of those 300 seconds and think about it) ...

and the judge who gave them a slap on the wrist for doing it ...

and that motherfucker who punched a pregnant rabbit to death in victoria and the judge who gave him a slap on the wrist for it ...

its a good thing i don't like guns ...

 

[LonelyGhost]

there are some sick fucks out there who deserve to get the crap kicked out of them for the rest of their lives ...

 

[Marvin]

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the fucker who is beheading all the western hostages.

 

[The Player]

Lenox Lewis for 1.5 Million, 1 Million to enjoy and .5 million to recover

BYSON,you could save the.5 million by doing the"No mas,no mas"routine

 

[BYSON]

WTF is the No mas,no mas"routine

 

[Morrigan]

I would love to tango with the pope. Nothing agaist the religion, but I strongly detest the extent to which they propagate that they are the one only true religion and their way is the only right way and all that bullshit. Everyone walks their own path, and I'm sorry, but going to a building and putting money in the collection plate to buy a new jewel-encrusted hat and velvet robe for the head honcho is not my idea of getting closer to the higher source, or God, or whatever you believe it is.

 

[no3]

The Maytag Repair Man...just so he has something to do

 

[Bull]

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the fucker who is beheading all the western hostages.

^^^^^ amen to that.....he's the kind of evil prick that needs to suffer before he checks out.....maybe find a big ass microwave oven and cook him on high till he goes pop

HFS

Absofeckinglootely!!!!
I like the way you think, Hifi.
The beauty is that you could do your deed and collect a cool $10 M US at the same time.

 

[HankQuinlan]

I wouldn't get a kick out of torturing the worst monster. Al-Zakari is among the people I would gladly shoot in the head, though.

...and of course war is a refuge for sociopaths and psychopaths. It is a perfect opportunity for those who get off on violence to participate. I am sure that armed forces since the dawn of civilization have always held some percentage of those people.

There is also lots of evidence that simple power over others creates psychophathic behaviour. I'm sure that that young woman about to get in shitstorm of a court martial wouldn't have exhibited that behaviour in a different time and place.