It has most likely been done by some stage comic already . But I thought if I ever became a stand up comic . One of joke my routines might be to hold up a flesh light and tell a male audience member . I wanted him to take me out for drinks and an expensive dinner and that if he was lucky I would let him use my pussy . I would Say he had to listen to me because" I was the one who had the pussy ".
get him up on stage and ask if he wanted to touch my pussy and hold it near his hands If he touched the fleshlight. I would say " I asked you "if you wanted to touch my pussy "I did not tell you. you could touch it . go back to your seat you pervert etc.
The reason I like to use escorts occasionally .Is because sex is not so important to me that I want to waste a great deal of my life energy going after sex . It was a reality shifting experience for me . The first escort I was with was a very attractive blond woman in her 20.s who I was a little shy with at first like a lot of first timers I was almost expecting a full swat team to leap out from behind a hidden wall and shoot me or something. But she said the always sexy ." Look honey please just tell me what the fuck you want ". after I told her what i wanted she said ok fine that will be x amount of money . and that was it . I was in shock I always assumed that in order to have sex with a girl you had to at least know her for a couple of years . If everything went right and the right circumstances presented themselves you would "get lucky". Once I realized this I never wanted to go back to trying to " get lucky " ever again.
get him up on stage and ask if he wanted to touch my pussy and hold it near his hands If he touched the fleshlight. I would say " I asked you "if you wanted to touch my pussy "I did not tell you. you could touch it . go back to your seat you pervert etc.
The reason I like to use escorts occasionally .Is because sex is not so important to me that I want to waste a great deal of my life energy going after sex . It was a reality shifting experience for me . The first escort I was with was a very attractive blond woman in her 20.s who I was a little shy with at first like a lot of first timers I was almost expecting a full swat team to leap out from behind a hidden wall and shoot me or something. But she said the always sexy ." Look honey please just tell me what the fuck you want ". after I told her what i wanted she said ok fine that will be x amount of money . and that was it . I was in shock I always assumed that in order to have sex with a girl you had to at least know her for a couple of years . If everything went right and the right circumstances presented themselves you would "get lucky". Once I realized this I never wanted to go back to trying to " get lucky " ever again.
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