I lost my dream apartment because of my job
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So sorry to hear that Clem. I hope you find something even better!
Sorry, can't think of a pun at the moment ;-(
JD
Sorry, can't think of a pun at the moment ;-(
JD
Punny pick-up lines:
- Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table, periodically.
- My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.
- The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table, periodically.
- My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.
- The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Wait, I forgot the rudest pun I've ever heard:
Q: Why did the tampons not say hello to each other as they passed on the street?
A: They were both stuck up cunts.
Q: Why did the tampons not say hello to each other as they passed on the street?
A: They were both stuck up cunts.
What do you call a woman with 1 and a 1/2 legs? Ilene.
What do you call a Chinese woman with 1 and a 1/2 legs? Irene.
What do you call a Chinese woman with 1 and a 1/2 legs? Irene.
That's just not right. We think we live in an advanced age where peoples right to privacy to do whatever they want behind closed doors still wouldn't be an issue for some to discriminate against those they may not agree with. Sad to hear, I hope you find a better nice place.
Here are a couple one liners for ya, hope they make you smile. I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
And here I thought you were just an active slut who left your partners so breathless that they consistently forgot their names....and wallets ;-)
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