I lost my dream apartment because of my job
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People who don't eat pussy.....can never be trusted.
They say that having sex on a regular basis is good for your memory.....Happy 2016 everyone!
They say that having sex on a regular basis is good for your memory.....Happy 2016 everyone!
Those freaking stuck up people at the local Library, told me that my friends on Perb.....are not acceptable as references when applying for a job.
To all those guys that don't wear Levis or Wranglers....wearing a pair of skinny jeans is taking " getting into her pants" completely the wrong way.
To all those guys that don't wear Levis or Wranglers....wearing a pair of skinny jeans is taking " getting into her pants" completely the wrong way.
I once lost my job at a front desk at a hotel, when an older gentleman checking into his room, asked to have the porn on his tv disabled ....they fired me because I said that we only have regular porn....you sick freaking bastard.
I finished two books this week......and believe it or not, that is a lot of colouring.
Being popular on Perb.....
Is like sitting at the cool table, in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
Being popular on Perb.....
Is like sitting at the cool table, in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
that's why I wear a short dress when I'm riding. easier for leg-spreading and spur-wearing
I once had a guy tell me " you know I'm surprised you picked up a random Hitchiker, I could be a serial killer for all you know"
I told him...." The odds of two of them being in the same car ,at the same time....would be astronomical "
I told him...." The odds of two of them being in the same car ,at the same time....would be astronomical "
Why is licking a pussy so much like being in the mafia?
One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
I think they call that a Kilt....and I found out the hard way that a 265 pound Scottsman, doesn't think it's funny when you call what he is wearing at the time a " Dress"
Here's one you can tell the kids at Easter time:
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts.
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts.
Roses are red
and ready for plucking
Sassy is soaking wet
and ready for...er...um...a new fucking apartment.
and ready for plucking
Sassy is soaking wet
and ready for...er...um...a new fucking apartment.
That licks sweaty asscrack, for serial!! I am sure you'll be fine, & have lots of support, but remember: serenity, acceptance, & courage! No apartment, no matter how dreamy, is worth throwing your hard won sobriety over...
I was in my final year of college and needed to take a summer course to graduate. I had two course options Summer Session and Intersession. I get to the front of the line and the lady asks what I would like. And I said, "I would like to sign up for an Intercourse sessions." It got worse from there.
Man, that sucks! It's totally unfair. It makes me so mad!
Puns, though...
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
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What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music
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Why was King Arthur’s army too tired to fight?
It had too many sleepless knights.
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor.
Puns, though...
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
__________________________
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music
___________________________
Why was King Arthur’s army too tired to fight?
It had too many sleepless knights.
___________________________
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor.
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