I like pets...but seriously?

[Georgieboy69]

Don't worry boys. None of you would get an appt. anyway.
According to her ad she's looking for "upscale professional men."
That only leaves Avery, Georgieboy69 and I.

That is definitely an honour to be placed in the same grouping as Avery & Jethro

However my thinking is that others should be there instead of me.

 

[Avery]

Don't worry boys. None of you would get an appt. anyway.
According to her ad she's looking for "upscale professional men."
That only leaves Avery, Georgieboy69 and I.

LOL!!

Actually, it's even funnier, since I saw Soleil yesterday for the first time, and she told me some of the rumours she had heard about me. For example, I have an English accent (bullshit!) and I always wear three piece suits (again, bullshit - I rarely wear suits, and when I do, they're two piece only), etc. The rumour about my gorgeous cock is true, however. :thumb: ound:

 

[Georgieboy69]

LOL!!

Actually, it's even funnier, since I saw Soleil yesterday for the first time, and she told me some of the rumours she had heard about me. For example, I have an English accent (bullshit!) and I always wear three piece suits (again, bullshit - I rarely wear suits, and when I do, they're two piece only), etc. The rumour about my gorgeous cock is true, however. :thumb: ound:

Glad you finally had a chance to see Soleil. That is funny about the rumours though lol

 

[4nbstd]

I heard Avery yells out his own name when he cums.

 

[ben_dover]

I heard Avery yells out his own name when he cums.

LMAO!!! That's bloody funny.

 

[marlowemj]

You have to watch those cats. I had a cat many yeas ago attack my jiggling balls. Wasn't a good experience especially with the sharp claws. Casey, who no longer is a SP, used to keep her cat on the bed while we had fun. I used to joke with her about which pussy I liked better.

 

[rubintugger]

I heard Avery yells out his own name when he cums.

His real name, or his board name?

 

[bowser11]

I don't know if I've ever had more fun starting a thread. VJ, I just realized my post was incorrect in saying I never saw you. What I meant to type was "never had a bad experience" with you. Hope you saw the ad. It's pretty funny and I feel a little sorry for this lady but overall a successful tangent.

 

[Avery]

I heard Avery yells out his own name when he cums.

Only if I'm self serving. And, I alternate between Avery, my C**B handle, and the name I use when booking SPs. It's like switching hands. ound:

 

[Jethro Bodine]

LOL!!

Actually, it's even funnier, since I saw Soleil yesterday for the first time, and she told me some of the rumours she had heard about me. For example, I have an English accent (bullshit!) and I always wear three piece suits (again, bullshit - I rarely wear suits, and when I do, they're two piece only), etc.

So? How was it? :eyebrows:

I know what you mean. I've has so many Sp's tell me they've heard I've got long flowing blond hair, a muscular chest, chiseled abs a wll toned butt and god-like shoulders and arms when in truth, I'm a brunette.

 

[Avery]

Jethro, you fucker! You didn't quote the part about my gorgeous cock! And, I heard you have about as much hair as I do, i.e. not very much.

 

[4nbstd]

Only if I'm self serving. And, I alternate between Avery, my C**B handle, and the name I use when booking SPs. It's like switching hands. ound:

I heard Avery thinks about masturbating while he's with girls. I don't know which hand he's thinking about though.

I prefer to give myself a stranger.

 

[Avery]

I heard Avery thinks about masturbating while he's with girls

If I ever have to think about masturbating while with a girl, it's a cinch I won't repeat with her! :nod:

 

[blazejowski]

I heard Avery yells out his own name when he cums.

That's nothing new - I usually call out Avery's number when I cum, too...

The rumour about my gorgeous cock is true, however. :thumb: ound:

Ehh... you're no Logsplitter...

What, a night of smoking weed with a cat food bag at my feet ISN'T the appropriate time to take pictures for work?! Fuck.

Pretty sure she was smoking *something*, but I doubt it was only weed....

 

[Sixpak]

Speaking about pets .... what about that BC chick, ?????-Marie who travels with her pitbull and has to find a hotel outside city limits because pitbulls are banned in Wpg. Fee is 300, and talks it up ubout being a great kisser but every guy reports there is no exciting kisses from her. Scolds the client if he happens to lightly touch his privates (acts as if he should wash his hands before touching her anyplace), meanwhile she pets her pooch (4-legged one) then touches you but only if it is covered.... psychotic or what? Really talks a great pre-game tho .... a waste!!!

 

[brittneybaby]

So I go over to BP to see what you guys are talking about.
There are so many bad pics on there it's hard to know where to start. LOL!
Anyway I come across an ad for a girl named Brittney who in the last photo on her ad you can see some dude wearing black socks.
Even if they don't see it when taking the pic have htese gals never heard of photoshop. :doh:

I laughed so hard when I read that.. tooo funny. My bad!!!!