I like pets...but seriously?

[bowser11]

So I'm having one of those "going off on a tangent" mornings. I'm flipping through backpage as I do on occasion to see which nut is using horrible street slang or ridiculously stolen pics for a little amusement and I come across Ginger. Newbie spinner who I am sure is a very nice person but has a bag of cat food in her first two pictures. Is that supposed to be incentive?? Call me and I'll show up and really trigger your allergies??!! Thank god she says out calls because I've seen plenty of posts by clients who say "nice lady but the smell of cat piss was overwhelming. Will not repeat!"

Anyone else care to weigh in? Reminds me of the buddy in college who had his nut sack clawed and bitten while doing a chick doggy style. Thrust forward so hard he gave his girl a concussion on the headboard and a Polysporin smell on his crotch. Can you imagine showing up at the doctor in need of stitches after that??!!!

 

[Georgieboy69]

Reminds me of the buddy in college who had his nut sack clawed and bitten while doing a chick doggy style. Thrust forward so hard he gave his girl a concussion on the headboard and a Polysporin smell on his crotch. Can you imagine showing up at the doctor in need of stitches after that??!!!

You made my morning with this tidbit

 

[bowser11]

VJ, you and your dog are lovely. Your have to check out the BP ad I mention. It's just meant to be amusing.

I think your professional demure and service allows you to bring whatever you want to a session. I've never seen you and never had a terrible smell in your hotel room.

I was really just trying to make people laugh this morning.

 

[4nbstd]

Newbie spinner who I am sure is a very nice person but has a bag of cat food in her first two pictures.

What bothered me about her picture was towel under the door.

 

[bowser11]

Good catch. To keep the smell of cat piss in?

 

[ATM]

I am not a cat person to begin with.

 

[humper1]

What's wrong with a little Pussy in the morning? Lol
I saw a girl once that just got a new kitten that dAy. Well if the kitten was not on her stomach as I ate her out. Kinda cute.

 

[lickalot]

Fuck that was funny Bowser....thanks for the laugh.

 

[spiderbite]

Too funny.......but closer inspection also shows several sets of men's shoes......and what's the deal with the socks.......dirty....and they don't even match........cat might be the least of the troubles there......

 

[rubintugger]

Nothin like sweats to say "Sexy"... and they aren't even "selfies". Bet the shoes are the "photographer's". Love the pickup on the dirty mismatched socks. And who's loft was the last picture taken in?

 

[blazejowski]

I had wondered about her - looks like a cutie, but something is just off. There was another pic she had posted, I mean, you can see she's a tiny little thing, but her leg was the size of my arm....

 

[rubintugger]

I had wondered about her - looks like a cutie, but something is just off. There was another pic she had posted, I mean, you can see she's a tiny little thing, but her leg was the size of my arm....

Noticed that too... maybe that's why the sweats... still, if you're covering up skinny legs, why not cover the belly?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

So I go over to BP to see what you guys are talking about.
There are so many bad pics on there it's hard to know where to start. LOL!
Anyway I come across an ad for a girl named Brittney who in the last photo on her ad you can see some dude wearing black socks.
Even if they don't see it when taking the pic have htese gals never heard of photoshop. :doh:

 

[humper1]

So I go over to BP to see what you guys are talking about.
There are so many bad pics on there it's hard to know where to start. LOL!
Anyway I come across an ad for a girl named Brittney who in the last photo on her ad you can see some dude wearing black socks.
Even if they don't see it when taking the pic have htese gals never heard of photoshop. :doh:

I was gonna mention that yesterday. Brittney add, take a look. Super funny

 

[CashDiesel]

I think the jury is out on Ginger already. But if I'm not mistaken she looks an awful lot like Maddy.The one who was connected to Elly/Bella on BP.I might be wrong,but if I'm not...The cat attacking your balls may be the most pleasurable part of a session with her.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Don't worry boys. None of you would get an appt. anyway.
According to her ad she's looking for "upscale professional men."
That only leaves Avery, Georgieboy69 and I.

 

[rubintugger]

Don't worry boys. None of you would get an appt. anyway.
According to her ad she's looking for "upscale professional men."
That only leaves Avery, Georgieboy69 and I.

Hey...

Oh yeah, upscale...

Sorry...

 

[humper1]

I think the jury is out on Ginger already. But if I'm not mistaken she looks an awful lot like Maddy.The one who was connected to Elly/Bella on BP.I might be wrong,but if I'm not...The cat attacking your balls may be the most pleasurable part of a session with her.

Take look at fourth pic on Ginger add=maddy

 

[4nbstd]

Ya, the lastest ad has a picture of Maddy.

 

[blazejowski]

Don't worry boys. None of you would get an appt. anyway.
According to her ad she's looking for "upscale professional men."
That only leaves Avery, Georgieboy69 and I.

(clears throat)

Ahem...


Oh, wait, you said "professional". Carry on...