I can’t feel my legs

[KinkyKatey]

Dog psychology 101! Why is that after a dog hits the 90lbs mark they immediately think they are a lap dog? Or they can fit under the dinning room furniture, or that you can’t see them if they crawl on their belly into rooms they aren’t allowed in? What ridiculous thing does your snuggly giant do? Currently my dog and I are on a couch built for four and I am tucked nicely onto half a space.

P.s yes I let the dogs on the furniture with me in our home, don’t judge me, stay on topic!

 

[uncleg]

Can be a problem...in this case he's making sure the tenant doesn't steal his lap.

Also keeps my bed warm when I'm not using it.....mind he tends to keep it warm even if I am using it. Oh well at least he doesn't snore as loud as the wife does....she has her own room.

 

[islander1-1]

This one reminds me of Mrs, Slocome, on "Are you being served" when she announces "My pussy is dead."

 

[Fullhouse]

Which begs the question, Ms. KinkyKatey:

Do they fight when your dog is lying on top of your pussy ???