Okay, I confess, but with a number of valid excuses...
I originally posted as The Humbler, a young naive prostitute who was curious about how often her pimp should be beating her. That's when I wasn't really planning on sticking around and was just playing...but then a funny thing happened, a funny thing called
love. I fell in love with perb, the forum and with all of you. In fact I was so smitten that I asked Fred if he would delete my Humbler account so that I could start fresh since I had ruffled so many people's feathers. Being the gentleman that he is he obliged.
Unfortunately when I excitedly created my new account I called myself the
COCK-BOT 6000 which I immediately regretted because, lets be honest, that's a pretty stupid name. So when I went to work I created the Hot Rodney account which I was planning to use exclusively but then I had a dilemma. I realized that if I logged in as Hot Rodney at home it would show the same IP address as the COCK-BOT 6000. I didn't intend to break the rules but, because of my fear of being banned, I found myself living a secret double life. The guilt and shame was nearly unbearable.
I hope that this explanation will help you understand me a little better. I hope that it's given you a little insight into what makes Hot Rodney tick. Maybe even brought us all a little closer and paved the way for some life long friendships