How To Hire An Escort: An Overly Analytical Guide

[Fooker]

I thought here’s an interesting read:

https://open.substack.com/pub/aella...y-analytical?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Sorta US focused on some points, but helpful for anyone starting out.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

This is an outstanding guide, not just the finding/hiring but etiquette, behaviour, and tips on avoiding the negative side. I especially like this small section on identifying potential issues from the ad pictures we all see. Some are very obvious as stolen from IG model or porn site but some are subtle. And how many of us have gone expecting to see a sexy big woman when you arrive and no amount of wine/beer/whiskey could drink her skinny!

1. Do the photos appear old? Are fashion styles out of date?
2. How defined are her collarbones? Generally collarbones tend to ‘fade out’ of view with increased weight.
3. Look at boudoir photography tutorials for plus-sized women. They’re full of techniques to disguising weight in photographs, such as posing in a corset or “lying on the back, legs in the air”. Familiarize yourself with these strategies, and if you recognize a lot of them in the photos of an escort, this might be a warning sign.

Great find Fooker!!

 

[Fooker]

Thanks. And it’s nice that it was written by a sex worker who is also a statistics nerd. So much data to back up every observation she makes.

 

[westwoody]

Most guides are a crock of shit but this one is worth reading.

 

[Fooker]

The writer does point out who this is (and isn’t) intended for, and I think she does a good job for this target clientele:

This guide is more meant for people interested in:
*women
*more vanilla-ish experiences
*independent sex workers
*mid to high range prices
*GFE, all-inclusive experiences
*US-based market

This guide isn’t very good for the sections of sex work related to:
*brothels and agencies
*picking up women on the street
*hobbyists (guys who significantly prioritize quantity over quality)
*pay-per-sex-act experiences
*low-end prices
*dominatrixes and bdsm
*sex tourism