how much would you pay me per hour?

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I thought about offering my services to the sp/escorts on this forum. Was thinking 250/h would be a fair price ...since im such a stud muffin. How much should i charge you girls for a hour of passion?
 

uncleg

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I thought about offering my services to the sp/escorts on this forum. Was thinking 250/h would be a fair price ...since im such a stud muffin. How much should i charge you girls for a hour of passion?
Not sure if you know this or not, but in parts of the country, where they have horses, stud muffins are a term for horse shit.:D
 

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I thought about offering my services to the sp/escorts on this forum. Was thinking 250/h would be a fair price ...since im such a stud muffin. How much should i charge you girls for a hour of passion?
Shouldn't you post a link to Itb's review of you first to entice offers?
 

JessicaPrabbit

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PICK ME PICK ME. I will toft. Littleasinguy seems a bit bitter? Just my take? Aw Littleasianguy, if you really want to ask for donations for your services, there is a high demand unfortunately most of your clients will have a penis
... WHAT? I'm ok with the penis thing, love it in fact, just not sure of LAG will feel the same way upon "Entering" the industry;)
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Well we would need some accurate, non-photoshopped pictures, and maybe a few reviews first. I am not sure. Unless someone wants to toftt? Ladies?
 
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I only will see females and my restrictions are no anal on me

PICK ME PICK ME. I will toft. Littleasinguy seems a bit bitter? Just my take? Aw Littleasianguy, if you really want to ask for donations for your services, there is a high demand unfortunately most of your clients will have a penis
... WHAT? I'm ok with the penis thing, love it in fact, just not sure of LAG will feel the same way upon "Entering" the industry;)
BunnyHugs All
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juniper

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Little Asian Guy is the coolest male on PERB! I would think there's be a lot of gals on PERB who would line-up to pay for his services. What about it, Girls?
 

mistressfreyja

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LAG, where is the cock-shot?

Perhaps a photo taken by you in the bathroom, with your cell phone visible in the mirror?
 

uncleg

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LAG, where is the cock-shot?

Perhaps a photo taken by you in the bathroom, with your cell phone visible in the mirror?
He'd have to use the zoom feature or the twig wouldn't show up.:D
 
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Hey LAG, found your first customer. she's actually excited about it, and has no problem with the $250/hr charge. And best of all for you, she represents the female version of most of us pooner guys, so she will be a realistic first experience as an SP for you. She's a 5'3" brunette, medium size hooters, 450 pounds (bring flour), showers at least weekly, and would make any trailer park manager proud. She wants your phone number already!
 

Karl Blues

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I think LAG would need a new handle to better suit this new career choice. How about Bright Asian Guy? Or Fine Asian Guy? Any others?
 

virginjohn

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I thought about offering my services to the sp/escorts on this forum. Was thinking 250/h would be a fair price ...since im such a stud muffin. How much should i charge you girls for a hour of passion?
So do you do couples and guys too? Are you tight? I have heard some SPs become really loose after a while in the business. Hopefully you offer BBBJTCIMSW, I mean otherwise stop wasting our time here and o back to scamming newbies in Craigslist.

Sorry could not resist :p
 

JessicaPrabbit

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LMAO ... Yes LAG, I know a 68 year old woman who is needing some TLC. she's not 450, maybe280, she doesn't shave anything on her body, and as stated above, showers perhaps once a week with as regular a change of panties! Oh ...in case you've never had a nice breath of urine drenched pubic hair ...get ready my friend, 'cause a single two minute shower and a tiny piece of Saran wrap is not gonna block that unique and unforgettable scent from entering your nose and remaining there for hours, days ... Ah also, she will settle for LFK because she knows her coffee soaked cigarette smoke infused tongue might not turn you on along with the obvious build up of thick white goo between every tooth ... Ya, LFK is what she will say is good but she will continually attempt to push that moist and flavorful tongue into your mouth, just because littleasianguy... Just because you are so dam hot. Oh ya.
...........yes I weighed the possibility of offending potential clients by posting this, just so it is PERFECTLY clear, ...none of my clients are like this. Oh ya. Sweet. Life is good for the Bunny.
BunnyHugs and a wave from the CarrotPatch
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LMAO ... Yes LAG, I know a 68 year old woman who is needing some TLC. she's not 450, maybe280, she doesn't shave anything on her body, and as stated above, showers perhaps once a week with as regular a change of panties! Oh ...in case you've never had a nice breath of urine drenched pubic hair ...get ready my friend, 'cause a single two minute shower and a tiny piece of Saran wrap is not gonna block that unique and unforgettable scent from entering your nose and remaining there for hours, days ... Ah also, she will settle for LFK because she knows her coffee soaked cigarette smoke infused tongue might not turn you on along with the obvious build up of thick white goo between every tooth ... Ya, LFK is what she will say is good but she will continually attempt to push that moist and flavorful tongue into your mouth, just because littleasianguy... Just because you are so dam hot. Oh ya.
...........yes I weighed the possibility of offending potential clients by posting this, just so it is PERFECTLY clear, ...none of my clients are like this. Oh ya. Sweet. Life is good for the Bunny.
BunnyHugs and a wave from the CarrotPatch
JessicaPRabbit
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You neglected to say that the gal is big into DATY.....that it is her FAVE thing......she will quite happily peel herself apart like a grilled cheese sandwich and drop that down on LAG's face with force and expectaions of 3 orgasms from his talented tongue...and then she will break his dick off with wierd acrobatic high impact sex.

SR
 

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Well we would need some accurate, non-photoshopped pictures, and maybe a few reviews first. I am not sure. Unless someone wants to toftt? Ladies?
Wait a minute ...
if a lot of the gals in this biz can use photoshop whay cant LAG??

I think you should TOFTT there kitteh!

:)
 
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