I thought about offering my services to the sp/escorts on this forum. Was thinking 250/h would be a fair price ...since im such a stud muffin. How much should i charge you girls for a hour of passion?
how much would you pay me per hour?
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Not sure if you know this or not, but in parts of the country, where they have horses, stud muffins are a term for horse shit.
I shoulda mention only hot females should respond to this and not whimpy boring men like you and hubba.
Not sure if you know this or not, but in parts of the country, where they have horses, stud muffins are a term for horse shit.
PICK ME PICK ME. I will toft. Littleasinguy seems a bit bitter? Just my take? Aw Littleasianguy, if you really want to ask for donations for your services, there is a high demand unfortunately most of your clients will have a penis
... WHAT? I'm ok with the penis thing, love it in fact, just not sure of LAG will feel the same way upon "Entering" the industry
BunnyHugs All
JessicaPRabbit
www.jessicaprabbit.com
... WHAT? I'm ok with the penis thing, love it in fact, just not sure of LAG will feel the same way upon "Entering" the industry
BunnyHugs All
JessicaPRabbit
www.jessicaprabbit.com
I only will see females and my restrictions are no anal on me
PICK ME PICK ME. I will toft. Littleasinguy seems a bit bitter? Just my take? Aw Littleasianguy, if you really want to ask for donations for your services, there is a high demand unfortunately most of your clients will have a penis
... WHAT? I'm ok with the penis thing, love it in fact, just not sure of LAG will feel the same way upon "Entering" the industry
BunnyHugs All
JessicaPRabbit
www.jessicaprabbit.com
LAG, where is the cock-shot?
Perhaps a photo taken by you in the bathroom, with your cell phone visible in the mirror?
Perhaps a photo taken by you in the bathroom, with your cell phone visible in the mirror?
Hey LAG, found your first customer. she's actually excited about it, and has no problem with the $250/hr charge. And best of all for you, she represents the female version of most of us pooner guys, so she will be a realistic first experience as an SP for you. She's a 5'3" brunette, medium size hooters, 450 pounds (bring flour), showers at least weekly, and would make any trailer park manager proud. She wants your phone number already!
I think LAG would need a new handle to better suit this new career choice. How about Bright Asian Guy? Or Fine Asian Guy? Any others?
OMG....rofl.
Sweet Asian Guy?
Nice Asian Guy?
All forming acronyms of....
Sorry, LAG!
So do you do couples and guys too? Are you tight? I have heard some SPs become really loose after a while in the business. Hopefully you offer BBBJTCIMSW, I mean otherwise stop wasting our time here and o back to scamming newbies in Craigslist.
Sorry could not resist
LMAO ... Yes LAG, I know a 68 year old woman who is needing some TLC. she's not 450, maybe280, she doesn't shave anything on her body, and as stated above, showers perhaps once a week with as regular a change of panties! Oh ...in case you've never had a nice breath of urine drenched pubic hair ...get ready my friend, 'cause a single two minute shower and a tiny piece of Saran wrap is not gonna block that unique and unforgettable scent from entering your nose and remaining there for hours, days ... Ah also, she will settle for LFK because she knows her coffee soaked cigarette smoke infused tongue might not turn you on along with the obvious build up of thick white goo between every tooth ... Ya, LFK is what she will say is good but she will continually attempt to push that moist and flavorful tongue into your mouth, just because littleasianguy... Just because you are so dam hot. Oh ya.
...........yes I weighed the possibility of offending potential clients by posting this, just so it is PERFECTLY clear, ...none of my clients are like this. Oh ya. Sweet. Life is good for the Bunny.
BunnyHugs and a wave from the CarrotPatch
JessicaPRabbit
www.jessicaprabbit.com
...........yes I weighed the possibility of offending potential clients by posting this, just so it is PERFECTLY clear, ...none of my clients are like this. Oh ya. Sweet. Life is good for the Bunny.
BunnyHugs and a wave from the CarrotPatch
JessicaPRabbit
www.jessicaprabbit.com
You neglected to say that the gal is big into DATY.....that it is her FAVE thing......she will quite happily peel herself apart like a grilled cheese sandwich and drop that down on LAG's face with force and expectaions of 3 orgasms from his talented tongue...and then she will break his dick off with wierd acrobatic high impact sex.
SR
Wait a minute ...
if a lot of the gals in this biz can use photoshop whay cant LAG??
I think you should TOFTT there kitteh!
