How long can we “just be”random?!

[Addison Cortez]

I’m shocked there aren’t more cartaccidents at Costco...

 

[Abbott_]

What about the Kids ?​

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nati...ory.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.90881e51ddd5

__________________:roll:

 

[jammerculture]

I have recently discovered strawberries aren't berries

 

[PuntMeister]

I’m shocked there aren’t more cartaccidents at Costco...

There are. They just go unreported. Tried passing s 5-abreast doddling family on down-aisle yesterday. Fuckers had no clue they were blocking better than the “disco-dolls roller girl squad”. No sooner do I burst by on the side-aisle when gramma with kiddie driver t-bone my silver carraige. The sudden stop causes ankle-biter Jim behind me to pull up way to short and impale my kevlar ankle guards with his chrome-steel lower rack. Let out a wolf howl that stops half the floor. Duck to the short lines on the left side, leaving Jimbo in stunned silence and the Jackson-5 pondering the poutine lineup.

Ya, this sh*t gets Real!

 

[poonerboi]

I have recently discovered strawberries aren't berries

But bananas are!

 

[Man Mountain]

 

[Addison Cortez]

There are. They just go unreported. Tried passing s 5-abreast doddling family on down-aisle yesterday. Fuckers had no clue they were blocking better than the “disco-dolls roller girl squad”. No sooner do I burst by on the side-aisle when gramma with kiddie driver t-bone my silver carraige. The sudden stop causes ankle-biter Jim behind me to pull up way to short and impale my kevlar ankle guards with his chrome-steel lower rack. Let out a wolf howl that stops half the floor. Duck to the short lines on the left side, leaving Jimbo in stunned silence and the Jackson-5 pondering the poutine lineup.

Ya, this sh*t gets Real!

lolol *snort*

 

[tedsweettangv]

Number 9..

 

[Addison Cortez]

.........6

 

[Addison Cortez]

I’m bored but too relaxed to do anything. I should just enjoy this moment....

 

[Addison Cortez]

*sings* “I’m outta touch, youre outta TOUCH” - Hall n Oats

 

[sybian]

*sings* “I’m outta touch, youre outta TOUCH” - Hall n Oats

I dated a random girl once, and all she listened to was Hall n Oats....kinda wrecked it for me.
What a guy will put up with for a heart shaped ass, and an ample set of "D's"

random question for the ladies....does your nipple sensitivity change weekly, or does it stay the same all month?

 

[take8easy]

What is the opposite of "ran-dom"?
Is it "didn't run-sub"?

 

[Addison Cortez]

What is the opposite of "ran-dom"?
Is it "didn't run-sub"?

Lol witty

My nipple sensitivity depends on my chiropractor adjustments lol

Maybe varies a little but sex stimulus makes them more sensitive anytime

 

[take8easy]

Lol witty

My nipple sensitivity depends on my chiropractor adjustments lol

Maybe varies a little but sex stimulus makes them more sensitive anytime

My nipples and head of my penis are wired together. You touch one and other two get erect.

 

[Addison Cortez]

My nipples and head of my penis are wired together. You touch one and other two get erect.

That sounds like fun. I have some clips that go on my clit and nipples all connect by a little chain. Reminds me of curtain hooks... now that could get seriously kinky. I better concentrate on the task at hand or I won’t make it home without “loving myself” :laugh:

 

[PuntMeister]

That sounds like fun. I have some clips that go on my clit and nipples all connect by a little chain. Reminds me of curtain hooks... now that could get seriously kinky. I better concentrate on the task at hand or I won’t make it home without “loving myself” :laugh:

Got a visial there. Ummm. Thanks?

I like my clips to be lined with big red rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Oh ya!

 

[sybian]

I’m ready for fall. I bought my entire fall wardrobe; hoodies, long sleeve shirts and several pairs of sweatpants at Costco. Cost me less than $200

Yeah me too....Stanley grey wool long john top with three buttons....two pair.
4 pair Wranglers for work, and one pair Of Levi's, for going to town....my going to town shirts, or " good" shirts last me years, and graduate to work shirts when the stains start to not come out in the wash.
One pair of Boulet lace up work boots, and one pair square tipped cowboy boots.....
Total...1000
I should start wearing hoodies and jogging pants.

 

[sybian]

I peed on Donald Trump today.

Was it an involuntary reaction.....or did he pay for it?

 

[badbadboy]

I dated a random girl once, and all she listened to was Hall n Oats....kinda wrecked it for me.
What a guy will put up with for a heart shaped ass, and an ample set of "D's"

random question for the ladies....does your nipple sensitivity change weekly, or does it stay the same all month?

Blue Eyed Soul is good to listen to IMO. Their band is exceptional Live.

Then again I listen to a lot of different music. Got the Highwaymen playing now.