How Does This F***king Thing Work??? OUCH!!!

unlucky

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hey a shy guy i used to do plumbing and also sales they have the tankless water heaters out now for a few years but in the short time they have evolved from stainless vents to plastic which work fricking awesome a company i sold it to used it for there car wash and have had no complaints well i haven't been in sales for 3 years so but i think they run from about $1000 to $4000 maybe the mps should invest.
 

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one time at legends I adjusted the knob too much it becomes steaming hot and then the knob came off
trying to put that back in was not fun
 

edmontonsubbie

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uh...Edmonton.
It's the Beer.
one time at legends I adjusted the knob too much it becomes steaming hot and then the knob came off
trying to put that back in was not fun
aha!....you were correct yet again uncleg! Obviously or, at least, apparently it was the "beer". Too bad about that knob though beer....that can't have been pleasant.

kindest,

eddie.
 
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Dark_Knight

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the fancy hot tub shower at elite attacked me one time... It was kinda on the cold side, so I started trying to adjust knobs... (of which there are a million) next thing I know there is water coming through this kind of water fall thing onto my feet... and then it is scalding my feet.... meanwhile the shower up above is still cold....
 

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Ill have to admit, I think the worst set-up is at Platinum... Once time I walked in, the little miss turned on the "shower" ,left the room...was a solid 4 or 5 minutes and by the time she came back, the bastard was still cold!!! Id had er cranked all the way to hot since she left. Well she started laughing and was looking quite tempting standing there...so hell I just jumped in anyways. I had to do a bit of searching for for my friends, and when i finally found em they werent none to pleased ill tell you that. But got er done and got to business. And just how quick that session ended is another embarrassing memory, but i blame the heat transfer from ice cold water to warm, tight umm, well you know
 

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And just how quick that session ended is another embarrassing memory, but i blame the heat transfer from ice cold water to warm, tight umm, well you know
LOL, yeah I know! :D

I remember once a few years ago with a way too gorgeous brunette, she got on top and I came on the first stroke. She wasn't impressed and told me THAT is what the showers are for. I was a little offended and embarrassed too, I laugh about it now though. I keep wanting to book with her again, but I'm worried it would just happen again, she's just wayyy too hot! :eek:

As for the shower trick, well I sure don't recommend it. Only once did I try that, it was before my first duo and I really wanted to do good. Trouble was there wasn't enough recuperation time for me so that was a bust. It was still a good session, I just didn't get the big finish. I've never done that since, especially once you meet girls who offer MSOG, why waste one in the shower!?
 

Mischa_5

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You guys are not the only one's getting soaked/scalded by the showers! Ive done it loads of times too, maybe Im just slow to figure things out though.
Trust me it's not a conspiracy lol
 

uncleg

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You guys are not the only one's getting soaked/scalded by the showers! Ive done it loads of times too, maybe Im just slow to figure things out though.
Trust me it's not a conspiracy lol
Yes it is, just ask Silky, he'll confirm it for you.
 

unlucky

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Before i jump into the shower i run my hand under the water just to make sure after burning the hell out of back first time going to the mp 14 years ago i figure my hands can take the burning alot better than my back
 

uncleg

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Before i jump into the shower i run my hand under the water just to make sure after burning the hell out of back first time going to the mp 14 years ago i figure my hands can take the burning alot better than my back
Good thing you weren't standing facing the shower.:eek:
 

JessicaPrabbit

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Froggy style ...HEY BTBF are you calling me a toad? I used to have a toad garden ornament who sat in my flower bed beside my gnome ...you know, the little red headed guy that is a lot like a leprechaun ....I wonder what you would get if you bred a toad and a leprechaun.

...ok, I've done some research and the closest thing I can come up with is the endangered species of "Leptophryne borbonica" also known as the 'Hour Glass Toad' ...ha ha ha ... kind of right in a way, you are like a Leprechaun (admit it) you say I am a toad and I almost always have an hour to spend with you.

Hmmmm, interesting concept, I have been trying to come up with a silent and effective way to know when the hour is up ...AN HOUR GLASS!!!!

REAL DEAL ...first client to book an appointment telling me he is bringing me a quality working hour glass (and brings it) will be treated with the hour glass being flipped over once empty for another half hour session ....compliments of the Bunny. No Joke. It's a give and take world. Now, keep in mind I will only need ONE hour glass ...that's not to say I won't take more so as not to hurt anyone's feelings ;)

Hopping to see you all soon.
BunnyHumps and so much more
Jessica
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I've seen her in that costume & no way was I going to try her idea of "Froggy Style".
 

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Hmmmm, interesting concept, I have been trying to come up with a silent and effective way to know when the hour is up ...AN HOUR GLASS!!!!

REAL DEAL ...first client to book an appointment telling me he is bringing me a quality working hour glass (and brings it) will be treated with the hour glass being flipped over once empty for another half hour session ....compliments of the Bunny. No Joke. It's a give and take world. Now, keep in mind I will only need ONE hour glass ...that's not to say I won't take more so as not to hurt anyone's feelings ;)
What an imagination you have Jessica, I sure do like you. I don't have an hour glass, and quite honestly you never have to worry about it with me. I could bring an egg timer though, that would work for me. :)
 

JessicaPrabbit

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LMAO ...BTBF ...first you call me an amphibian of sorts and now you're calling me Who're????????? *** Do you REALLY need to be SO obvious about the obvious ...? ***
HA HA HA HA HA HA
What I wanna know is, Who're YOU calling little. ;)
Whaddya say we breed a little more and see what we come up with. :cool:
Hey I never said the word, Toad. Just remember, Froggies hop too .. maybe there's a Froggy under that bunny outfit.
 

JessicaPrabbit

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Heck HB40 an egg timer would be great but still a 'bing' ...I'll drop you all a hint (LEE VALLEY) I would think they would carry an hour glass ...hmmm, what else do I need for my garden while you may be out shopping ???
What an imagination you have Jessica, I sure do like you. I don't have an hour glass, and quite honestly you never have to worry about it with me. I could bring an egg timer though, that would work for me. :)
 

JessicaPrabbit

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Peaceguy this is going to sound very strange I know, but it just so happens I make perfect soft boiled eggs ...go ahead laugh, they are perfect every time (family secret). No white slime on top of the yolk, never over cooked. So although "Hard' is almost always the goal, once in a while, an appreciation for a 3 minute and 33 second egg should be acknowledged. ;) If you don't believe me I have a photograph of breakfast I just cooked and will happily post it on my website :) Seriously, you'll be impressed. Heck, nearly anyone can ...errrr, service ...but how many can execute the perfect soft boiled egg?
Jessica ...
Hard Boiled I hope! I mean, soft boiled would just be sad. Or I guess sadder. Saddest? Does that include the massage? Wait! I don't really want to know!!
 

Bad Santa

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*shrugs* I do what I can. It's not easy being carrots about Rabbits, but sometimes you've got no choice when nutty little ladies and their sweet little selves wiggle their way in and proceed to hop around your thoughts.. Must be tired Jessica, 'cause you've been hopping through my mind all day ... " ;) silly lines
You must count sheep when you're tired BTBF. Sheep put you to sleep.

Counting rabbits, quite the opposite, wakey, wakey!

WTF am I talking about??

Must log off and sleep it off!

Counting rabbits.....

Ahh, sweet wet dreams......:rolleyes:
 
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