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stewbaca

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The times I did muster the courage to turn around and walk back out have been few. But the regret when I stay because I chickened out have out weighed that fear. I do leave my wallet in the truck 😂 cash in pocket. But I pay myself and apologize as I’m leaving.
 
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bigballs55

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Only walked once in all my years of playing. Early on when I was still learning how this all works I let my little head get the best of me and I booked a session with someone I had not researched. Late at night I entered her apartment which was a total disaster. She was clearly not the person in the ad. Plus she was spaced out and talking rapidly trying to get me in the door. I felt obligated and step in and then my common sense big head kicked in and I backed out the door. She then began threatening me and saying she was going to call her boyfriend.

If I wasn't nervous already I got even more so as I started walking rapidly towards my car, that I had unfortunately strategically parked a block away. To top it off It's like 11 PM on a dark deserted street. Next thing I know I see this tall dark figure start running towards me. I wasn't sure what to do. I was too far from my car to make a run for it so based on my situation I quickly decided to just stay calm and see if I could talk my way out of this. I didn't want to get into brawl and then have to explain myself to the police or to my family.

So he jogs up beside me and he starts chirping how his girl had put a lot of effort in preparing for me and I just ran off with out giving her anything. He appeared high and was talking rapidly, but I could see that he wasn't actually wanting to start shaking me down. I reasoned in my mind that he and his woman were both in it to get the next fix or hit that they needed and I was there ticket. I began engaging with him in conversation. Asking him questions and agreeing on some of the things he was saying. All the while I could see him start settling down and begin relaxing. Next thing I know he starts sharing how life has been hard for him and his woman since he just go out of jail and such. I continued playing the helpful listening ear guy and soon we were just two guys from different worlds having a conversation. To completely diffuse the situation I reached in my pocket and gave him $60. I genuinely sort of felt sorry for the sad life he had. Once I gave him the money he started telling me how he could get me as much Viagra as I needed for a great deal. He said just call and he would arrange it. I thanked him and we said our good-byes and I was off. HOLY Shit what an experience!

I'm Mr. straight as an arrow in my real life so this was a walk on the wild side for me. I have never been in the company of the type of people that I met that night. I have to say that when I reflected back on it I was actually glad to have had the experience. It taught me a lot about myself and made me have a more sympathetic view to those that are struggling from bad life choices or circumstances. Of course if he would have beat my ass that would have changed the whole story, but he didn't. I'm glad it didn't turn out that way and I have made damn sure I never get myself into that situation again.

If you are disciplined and only see well reviewed quality providers you never have to worry about walking. If you are looking for deals in all the wrong places then you will get what you get.
 

Isildur123

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I've walked at least a couple times. First time I was mad I got B&S'd and just walked out the door, after being assured that those were real pics. But the next time(s) I was more gracious. Harmony is right - a lot of these girls don't even know what their names are or how they are being advertised.
 
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Once you go black

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I’ve only walked twice .
First time I was new to the hobby . One lady had a huge fan base and a shit ton of rave reviews .
I hadn’t gotten privy enough yey to check reference the other reviews by the same handles to get a better sense of their tastes . I just believed them blindly .

Showed up walked in and my jaw hit the ground . I asked if she was so and so . She said yes . I knew I would not even be able to get an erection . I asked again , so you are so & so ? She nodded yes . She looked only about 5 yrs younger than my grandmother & actually reminded me a lot of Gene Simmons ( w a wig & lipstick )
( present day not 1970’s ) .
I’m not being a smart ass , to me she really reminded me of him .
Like I said I was new so I gave her half and left .
( don’t bother dming me to ask who she is as I don’t have the badwidth to answer )

Second time I was still naive and horny AF around midnight on a summers night .
Ad said 20 yr old Asian girl . Of course I knew that was BS .
Got there around 1:30 AM

As soon as I entered my spidey sense went up .
There was no music , no sound just deafening silence .
I also realized after my eyes adjusted it was pitch black .

There was one tiny lamp on the other side of the room . By some Luck the light hit the SP & I caught a glimpse .
I saw a very noticeable Adam’s apple and yes a very very bad wig .
The scenario was getting further and further away from the advertisement.
The “ person “ was about mid 40’s & actually pretty cut .

For some reason visions of robbery scams I’d read about on Perb started playing in my head as well as serial killer movie flashbacks.

Needless to say I mumbled something about changing my mind and turned on a dime , swinging the door open .

BTW the entrance to this place was at the end of a very dark back alleyway .
I high tailed it down that alley pretty fast and never looked back.
 
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MrSOG

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Never walked. Probably should have once or twice. I'm older now and have no time or patience for B&S so I stick to agencies and have never had an issue. But if I were sold a bill of goods, I would just turn around and leave. No excuse or reason necessary.

Frankly I don't buy the girl doesn't know what the handler says excuse. You are in business and selling your time and body. I suggest making sure you know how you are being sold. Call me a jerk if you want but I just consider that straight facts.
 
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strider65

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I've walked 4x in the past year. In every case I asked before I left my home to verify the pictures are theirs. So when I get there and see someone else the issue is not mine anymore. In some cases it was probably a handler lying to me so I leave them 20 and I exit. I always hate this situation it's a waste of time for both of us and it's why I prefer local ladies.
 
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