I’ve only walked twice .
First time I was new to the hobby . One lady had a huge fan base and a shit ton of rave reviews .
I hadn’t gotten privy enough yey to check reference the other reviews by the same handles to get a better sense of their tastes . I just believed them blindly .
Showed up walked in and my jaw hit the ground . I asked if she was so and so . She said yes . I knew I would not even be able to get an erection . I asked again , so you are so & so ? She nodded yes . She looked only about 5 yrs younger than my grandmother & actually reminded me a lot of Gene Simmons ( w a wig & lipstick )
( present day not 1970’s ) .
I’m not being a smart ass , to me she really reminded me of him .
Like I said I was new so I gave her half and left .
( don’t bother dming me to ask who she is as I don’t have the badwidth to answer )
Second time I was still naive and horny AF around midnight on a summers night .
Ad said 20 yr old Asian girl . Of course I knew that was BS .
Got there around 1:30 AM
As soon as I entered my spidey sense went up .
There was no music , no sound just deafening silence .
I also realized after my eyes adjusted it was pitch black .
There was one tiny lamp on the other side of the room . By some Luck the light hit the SP & I caught a glimpse .
I saw a very noticeable Adam’s apple and yes a very very bad wig .
The scenario was getting further and further away from the advertisement.
The “ person “ was about mid 40’s & actually pretty cut .
For some reason visions of robbery scams I’d read about on Perb started playing in my head as well as serial killer movie flashbacks.
Needless to say I mumbled something about changing my mind and turned on a dime , swinging the door open .
BTW the entrance to this place was at the end of a very dark back alleyway .
I high tailed it down that alley pretty fast and never looked back.