Homeand Security raises terror alert level

[Makhno]

The US Department of Homeland Security announced today that, in response to recent bombings in London, Overtheresomewheres, it has raised its Terror Alert level from "Hassle Darkies" to "Arrest Darkies or Anyone Who Looks Funny". The next level, if implemented is "Shoot Foreigners on Sight". The highest level of Terror Alert is "Invade A Middle East Country".

President Bush announced his resolve to "bring the culture of freedom and compassion to these terrorists, whoever they are, by hunting them down and killing them. And if we can't find them, we will keep killing until we do".

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

The US Department of Homeland Security announced today that, in response to recent bombings in London, Overtheresomewheres, it has raised its Terror Alert level from "Hassle Darkies" to "Arrest Darkies or Anyone Who Looks Funny". The next level, if implemented is "Shoot Foreigners on Sight". The highest level of Terror Alert is "Invade A Middle East Country".

You Canadians really don't know much about how our system works. "Invade A Middle East Country" is only a middle level. A high level would be "Invade N. Korea, Iran, France, Germany, California, Antarctica, and Canada, and Drop Nukes on All of Them."

 

[dexi]

HTP is right. At the highest level, Dubya's trigger finger is so itchy that, never mind the blue states, the swing states are in peril of being nuked.

Hey, OHIO had it comin'!.

 

[yogi]

Don't diss our highly sophisticated color-coded alert system.
It's our national mood ring!

 

[Cali Scott]

You Canadians really don't know much about how our system works. "Invade A Middle East Country" is only a middle level. A high level would be "Invade N. Korea, Iran, France, Germany, California, Antarctica, and Canada, and Drop Nukes on All of Them."

You forgot "Suspend the Constiturion and implement Martial law" on a red alert.

 

[Cali Scott]

HTP is right. At the highest level, Dubya's trigger finger is so itchy that, never mind the blue states, the swing states are in peril of being nuked.

Hey, OHIO had it comin'!.

Can't take out Ohio. They've got all of those nifty electronic voting machines that come in handy in tight elections.

 

[dexi]

Can't take out Ohio. They've got all of those nifty electronic voting machines that come in handy in tight elections.

True, but when California is a smoking pit with a population of scattered radioactive, cycloptic mutants, I doubt they'll retain their 54 electoral seats. Won't be much worry about close elections after that.

 

[Cali Scott]

True, but when California is a smoking pit with a population of scattered radioactive, cycloptic mutants, I doubt they'll retain their 54 electoral seats. Won't be much worry about close elections after that.

*** LOL ***

 

[Cali Scott]

Well, the bright side is that maybe they'll tighten the borders. Probably not though.

The immigrant population in the United States has increased to 33 million, a five percent increase in the last two years. The new Census Bureau data show that immigrants account for 11.8 percent of the U.S. population. In California 27% of the population are foreign born. The immigrant population in the U.S. is now larger than the entire population of Canada.(36) 9 million Mexicans make up 30% of these foreign born residents. Over a third of them are illegals.(37)

Note: Only 3 million? HAH! It's estimated that 1.5 million cross over in a year!-Cali

36. Rockefeller University archive, op cit.
37 Horowitz, Emerging Viruses, op cit., p.476.

http://www.threeworldwars.com/dload/ebooks/psrm.pdf

 

[smackyo]

these responses are too funny. hey where's dittman? his response on this thread i'm sure would provide some comic relief.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

these responses are too funny. hey where's dittman? his response on this thread i'm sure would provide some comic relief.

He's on the Drudge Report website, watching Fox News, or listening to a taped Rush Limbaugh broadcast.
Or maybe attending a remedial English class? (I wish!)

 

[smackyo]

lol, you forgot reading anne coulter material. haha fuck, what a dumb stunned cunt.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

lol, you forgot reading anne coulter material. haha fuck, what a dumb stunned cunt.

I was going to include that, but then I remembered that dittman can't read.

 

[luv-em-n-lv-em]

You forgot "Suspend the Constiturion and implement Martial law" on a red alert.

Between the "Patriot" Act and the Supreme Court decision on expropriation, you've already gutted your Constitution. About the only thing left is the right to "bear arms" (thanks to the NRA and their lackeys in Washington DC).

 

[Kev]

The US Department of Homeland Security announced today that, in response to recent bombings in London, Overtheresomewheres, it has raised its Terror Alert level from "Hassle Darkies" to "Arrest Darkies or Anyone Who Looks Funny". The next level, if implemented is "Shoot Foreigners on Sight". The highest level of Terror Alert is "Invade A Middle East Country".

President Bush announced his resolve to "bring the culture of freedom and compassion to these terrorists, whoever they are, by hunting them down and killing them. And if we can't find them, we will keep killing until we do".

Even for you Makhno this is low.

Make no mistake i think GWB is a bottom dwelling scumbag. And i'm being polite.

 

[Makhno]

Even for you Makhno this is low.

Even for me...?? ?? ??? ??? ????

 

[Kev]

Even for me...?? ?? ??? ??? ????

Nice bunny. Thank you.

I assumed your comments were meant 'tongue and cheek' but don't you think they were a tad bit below the belt? Even if you were just kidding around.

 

[Makhno]

....and political satire.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Nice bunny. Thank you.

I assumed your comments were meant 'tongue and cheek' but don't you think they were a tad bit below the belt?

Ummm, that "tongue in cheek".

Are you implying that Makhno's tongue sometimes wanders a tad below the belt?