Fuck Math
quacky: zuul, 4860 / 81809
zuul: 0.0594066667481573
quacky: fuck
Buggy: is that the numeric value of fuck? ;-)
Reza: LOL!!
quacky: percent.
quacky: 5% fuck
Buggy: that's not much of a fuck
Buggy: i could pretty much do 5% on my own
quacky: you STUD!!
mattoly: I got 200% while only paying for 100%. Bargain, eh?
quacky: what's 200% fuck?
mattoly: She brought a friend.
Buggy: i think 200% would probably blow your fuses, matt.. you'd better be careful
mattoly: heh
quacky: 2 for 1?
Buggy: twofers... w00t!
Reza: 200% puts you back out cold for a few hours AT LEAST
quacky: I'm talking over time.
quacky: statistically... over the course of say a calendar year
mattoly: year!? Gimme 15 minutes and a cuppa coffee!
Reza: MATT!! Good one! You wouldn't want that tested now....
Buggy: wow, what an interesting group we are... doing fuck math
mattoly: pshaw! Bring it on!
Reza: Come and get it....or try
Buggy: i bet we could get a course going at evergreen in Fuck Math
Reza: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
quacky: zuul, confused?
* zuul head spins
Captain_Tenille: zuul, 200% fuck?
zuul: Sounds like a two-for-one deal, unless matt's momma is involved. That's more of a 2000% fuck.
Buggy: Ah-ROOOOOOOOO!
Buggy: or a smothering ;-)
Reza: "how many limbs go into how many holes over 3 minutes?"
Buggy: hee LOL
mattoly: that
mattoly: is
mattoly: fucked.
Buggy: no, that's math
quacky: fuck-days / non-fuck-days = fuck-percent
quacky: or fuck-ratio rather
Buggy: i'm interested in fuck-algebra
mattoly: heh
quacky: oh, totally fuck algebra
quacky: fucking algebra
mattoly: zuul, 7/6
zuul: 1.16666666666667
mattoly: oops
mattoly: zuul, 6/7
zuul: 0.857142857142857
* quacky bitchslaps mattoly
mattoly: my fuck percent right now is: 85.7~%
mattoly: w00t!
quacky: fuck you you fucking fuck
Buggy: i second that
Buggy: matt is now known as matt-braggert
quacky: okay... let's do lifetime then
Buggy: hmmmm... that would tax my memory
mattoly: yah, me too.
quacky: zuul, 34 * 365
zuul: 12410
mattoly: Zuul couldn't do the kinda math we'd give him!
zuul: mattoly: huh?
mattoly: WHAT!?
mattoly: what does that mean?
quacky: that means every single day of my entire 34 year life I've been fucked... ?
Reza: you have been?
quacky: I've been fucked since day one.
Buggy: heh
Buggy: see, that's where the math get's slippery
Buggy: or gets...
quacky: apostrophes buggy!!
* Buggy slaps herself
Buggy: ok, i'll try to be better
* quacky officially and eternally revokes buggy's spell-check license
Buggy: hey, fuck-off, you officious officiator
mattoly: yah, and you were giving ME shit earlier!?
Buggy: hey, at least I can spell 'chase'....
quacky: buggy, if you can't take the heat...
quacky: s/officiator/official/
mattoly: heh
quacky: fuck
Buggy: what ever.... you can change my words all you want, but they're mine... and I like to make new ones
mattoly: She can do fuck math but can't do punctuation. Education these days, I tell ya.
Buggy: well, priorities...
mattoly: ooh! A type of fuck-math: oralgebra!
Buggy: hee
mattoly: calcu-lingus!
Buggy: weeeee
* quacky high-fives mattoly
Buggy: he's on a roll, pass the butter
quacky: zuul, hug mattoly
* zuul hugs mattoly
mattoly: this is fun...
Captain_Tenille: zuul, rampant anal sexZ?
zuul: captain_tenille: i haven't a clue
Captain_Tenille: zuul, rampant anal sex?
zuul: Count me in! I'm coming with my towel!
Buggy: reza, where'd you go?
Captain_Tenille: zuul, 200% fuck?
zuul: Sounds like a two-for-one deal, unless matt's momma is involved. That's more of a 2000% fuck.
mattoly: what other types of math are there?
Reza: just watching the party
Buggy: oh

quacky: the Astros just paid Enron $2.1mil to get the name of their field back.
Buggy: shit, now there's some math for ya
mattoly: heard about that. Talk about fucked math.
mattoly: heh heh heh
* Buggy wants matt out of her brain
quacky: mattoly, statistics are math
Buggy: yeah, i was trying to think of a fuck-variant for stats
mattoly: heh heh
Captain_Tenille: Sadistics
mattoly: Sadistics!
quacky: trig
Buggy: hmmmm
mattoly: yah, that's a tough one.
quacky: number theory
mattoly: cummer therory
Buggy: or theory, even ;-)
mattoly: hump her theory
Buggy: that's better
quacky: geometry
mattoly: yah, those are tough.
Buggy: well, a lot of fucking is geometry
Buggy: this angle, that angle
quacky: Probability
Buggy: low
Buggy: heh
mattoly: triginorgasm?
Buggy: frigginometry
Reza: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
mattoly: Gee, oh, matt. Try?
mattoly: no no no...
Buggy: heh
quacky: chaos theory
mattoly: pay-us theory
mattoly: ?
Buggy: play-us theory
mattoly: there ya go!
mattoly: geomethreesome
Buggy: yeah, yeah
quacky: topology
quacky: ontopology
Buggy: mmm-hmmm
mattoly: huh!?
zuul: huh are you saying drinking effects the memory??
mattoly: Oh, I got it!
mattoly: probability? Probe-ability!
mattoly: geddit!?
Buggy: w00t!
Buggy: like 'what do you think the probeability of me getting it on with that girl is?'
mattoly: I'm off to do some arthma-dick.
Buggy: arithmadick