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Cell phone bandit: 'My whole life is ruined'
Like boyfriend, student gets 12-year sentence for robberies

ALEXANDRIA, Virginia (AP) -- The college student dubbed the "cell phone bandit" was sentenced to 12 years in prison Friday for robbing banks while chatting on the phone with her boyfriend.

Candice R. Martinez, 20, told the judge she was still unsure what prompted the crime spree.

"It happened in a matter of weeks, but it seemed like seconds," she said.

Martinez, wearing a black-and-white prison uniform, tearfully apologized to the bank tellers -- two of whom were in court.

"My whole life is ruined," she said.

Martinez gained notoriety after one of the four robberies was captured on a surveillance video. In a tape broadcast around the world, she was seen calmly talking on her cell phone while a nervous teller complied with typed instructions demanding cash.

U.S. District Judge Gerald Bruce Lee sentenced her to five years for conspiracy to commit bank robbery and seven years on a firearms charge. In one of the robberies, Martinez pulled a .38 caliber revolver.

A week earlier, her boyfriend was sentenced to 12 years in prison for helping plan the robberies. Dave C. Williams, 19, of Fairfax drove the getaway car and stayed on the phone with Martinez while she was in the banks.

The four robberies, at Wachovia Bank branches in the Virginia suburbs of Washington, D.C., netted the couple $48,620 during October and November. Williams had worked for Wachovia in the past.

Martinez, who grew up in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and Williams were students at Northern Virginia Community College when they began their robberies.

Investigators said they spent the money on clothing, a plasma screen television, a bedroom set and a 1997 Acura Integra.

Both were arrested in November and pleaded guilty in December.
'My whole life is ruined'

And what in the hell did this criminal mastermind think would happen to her life. For fuck sakes, if you're going to rob a bank and know they have cameras then wouldn't it stand to reason you'd wear a mask?

Hope some big bull dyke shows her the ropes
 

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Don't do the crime if ya can't do the time!! - Beretta (Robert Blake).

Of course this was before he murdered his wife in real life.

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What about that prick who intentionally infected his girl friends with AIDS. Judge gave him 21 years, then arbitrarily knocked off 6 years for...what, good behaviour? Absolutely no reason to give this guy any time off, but just to prove how out of touch our judges are takes away six years for free. That should match the six years taken off the lives of the women he infected. Judge also let this guy directly face and address the victims while making his statement. Shouldn't have been allowed. He is to address the court. Victims were upset and the judge continued to let this asswipe rant for half an hour.
 

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What about that prick who intentionally infected his girl friends with AIDS.
The cocksucker should have gotten a death sentence, just as he gave those women he banged. Parasite....
 
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