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Have you ever had a hell no moment with a provider, or ladies with a client

Langleydude

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I think we've all had a hell no moment during our varying adventures, mine happened just after I started partaking. I was out one night and decided to have a bit of fun before going home so I stopped in at one of the local amps.I walked in the door and the manager led me to a room and said the girl would be right there(this is before I started insisting on seeing the line up). I waited a couple of minutes and then there was a knock on the door and in walked an Asian lady in her 50's at least and about 40 lbs over weight. She also had a smile like a hockey player and a big blob of come in her hair. At that point I was like no way I said no thanks and left and I haven't been back there since. How about the rest of you?
 

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I think we've all had a hell no moment during our varying adventures, mine happened just after I started partaking. I was out one night and decided to have a bit of fun before going home so I stopped in at one of the local amps.I walked in the door and the manager led me to a room and said the girl would be right there(this is before I started insisting on seeing the line up). I waited a couple of minutes and then there was a knock on the door and in walked an Asian lady in her 50's at least and about 40 lbs over weight. She also had a smile like a hockey player and a big blob of come in her hair. At that point I was like no way I said no thanks and left and I haven't been back there since. How about the rest of you?
can't top that.
 
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Langleydude

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Can somebody translate the title of this thread in English, please?

I want to edit it so it's a bit more understandable.
Sorry I meant it as have you had a moment where you said hell no to an experience with a provider or if any of the ladies had one with a client. My bad I should have checked it before I posted.
 
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masterpoonhunter

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Yes I have now that you ask.
Quite a few years back, an independent off Nanaimo south of 1st. CL ad for an "explosive massage". I recall asking for a 2x and her replying something about no need, my one time is better than others 2 or 3x. So being horned up I bought in.
Showed up at the place which was sketchy as hell and the woman behind the door, a really big door, had to clock in at about 340. The face was something a mother could only love.
An old Toby Keith song popped into my head something like "I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215".
And I just said nope and got T F out of there.
I did start asking for pictures and a brief description of body type after that.
 
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Corym

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I am tempted to visit an AMP but after hearing the adventure you had, I much rely on positive reviews on this board.

Corym
 

Langleydude

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I am tempted to visit an AMP but after hearing the adventure you had, I much rely on positive reviews on this board.

Corym
Most of the amps I have been to are decent enough experiences just make sure you ask to see the lineup before paying. That happened to me on my second trip to one.
 
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