Guys, Would You Oral Yourself? (Suck Your Own D***)?
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Perhaps, though last night I dreamed that a demon posessed playground swing would bury its victims beneath it, under the direction of some thickly sliced salami, upon which the salami would build a wicker woman to honour Gaia. When a giant discovered their plan, they tried to escape into the city in a kayak, but the giant smushed them. It was there that I discovered my friends had been taken by the Yakuza, not the salami, so I posed as a Nigerian prince to get them back. Someone nearly blew my cover by pointing out the computer keyboard I carried with me (just a keyboard not a laptop) was American layout.
Probably not a subliminal wish, that one.
p.s. no, I don't do drugs. Why do you ask?
Would be a great selfie pic to share with us hehehehehebest I can do is play with myself on my head... I have pics
neither the dragon, nor the giant ate the salami???? Something is wrong here...Perhaps, though last night I dreamed that a demon posessed playground swing would bury its victims beneath it, under the direction of some thickly sliced salami, upon which the salami would build a wicker woman to honour Gaia. When a giant discovered their plan, they tried to escape into the city in a kayak, but the giant smushed them. It was there that I discovered my friends had been taken by the Yakuza, not the salami, so I posed as a Nigerian prince to get them back. Someone nearly blew my cover by pointing out the computer keyboard I carried with me (just a keyboard not a laptop) was American layout.
Probably not a subliminal wish, that one.
p.s. no, I don't do drugs. Why do you ask?
Knew a guy that could suck his own dick. I was at a college party, and we were all goofing around and drunk, started talking about blowjobs, and he admitted he could suck his own dick. He didn't actually do it, but he laid on the floor and bent his body to prove he can put his head close enough.
We all applauded him, but he also admitted it's no big deal, sucking himself off was like tickling your own feet. It just doesn't work the same way as someone else doing it for you.
We all applauded him, but he also admitted it's no big deal, sucking himself off was like tickling your own feet. It just doesn't work the same way as someone else doing it for you.
Yea I guess after a while one's mouth would start feeling like just like one's hand. Only difference is that while using our hands we don't have to be contort our bodies like paper clips.
But yea. I agree it might not (or might) not be the same after a while. But I guess I would never know. I still kinda like the idea of sucking myself off (but CIM wouldn't be on the menu, even for extras, but precum is ok) . I love kissing a girl after she has gone down on me, I love that sexy creamy taste and the wet smooth feeling.When I was in my early teens, I spent a couple of weeks at a summer camp. A guy who was a couple of years older entertained us by sucking his own cock. It wasn't exceptionally long; he was just very flexible.
Years later, I heard that he had been elected to public office in another province. It just goes to show that, once a self serving cocksucker, always a self serving cocksucker.
Years later, I heard that he had been elected to public office in another province. It just goes to show that, once a self serving cocksucker, always a self serving cocksucker.
