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Vanesssa said:
But what about sexy lingerie? And pretty make up?

I always always shower right before an appt. I have some gents decline a shower and they genuinely don't need it. But some don't realize that sitting in the car for an hour causes ball sweat stank :fear:
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I have done the accompanied shower before and it was certainly a fun way to make sure she knows I am clean.

Having seen Vanesssa on multiple occasions, I wouldn't dream of having her join me for an accompanied shower. She prepares herself in such a pretty and sexy manner (sexiest lingerie, tasteful gorgeous makeup and light body scent.... mmmm) I'd hate to ruin that in a shower. It would be like an incredibly wrapped present getting soaked in the rain before opening it. You just know she's spent that effort getting ready for you... she's clean. I have had the quick shower myself before, gotten dressed again and then started the date off right when needed.

Bottom line though on the original post.... everyone should be clean when being this intimate... shower and scrub, if you aren't sure... shower again. Brush early, refresh on the way (I brush/floss 1-2 hours ahead, mouth wash right before heading over and tic tacs on the way up the elevator). Other tip that I forgot once... if it's late afternoon/evening apt shave again so your chin doesn't scratch her soft skin.

If she's happy, she'll make you happier!
 
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DavidMR said:
I have heard of corporal punishment but the term "corporal hygiene" is new to me.
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Yeah, I had to look this up (no one had mentioned the confusion earlier!).

The Spanish/English dictionary states that corporal relates to bodily...

If the term is used in the English language, it's very uncommon. :)
 
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PlayfulAlex said:
Yeah, I had to look this up (no one had mentioned the confusion earlier!).

The Spanish/English dictionary states that corporal relates to bodily... :)
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Well i am Romanian and Romanian language is a Latin language so we dont say personal hygiene we say corporal hygiene. But if you Google corporal hygiene i'm sure you can find many articles about it. So i think its used in English language also. :)
 
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Corporeal relates to body, corporal relates to military rank.

Now let's all go brush our teeth :D
 
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Sorry, you're right. As a bonus, thanks to your link I now know the Spanish word for "deodorant" which I once had to (unsuccessfully) mime in a Mexican drugstore. (Protip: Miming "deodorant" just looks like a really bad flamenco dance)
 
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*emmanuelle said:
Sorry, you're right. As a bonus, thanks to your link I now know the Spanish word for "deodorant" which I once had to (unsuccessfully) mime in a Mexican drugstore. (Protip: Miming "deodorant" just looks like a really bad flamenco dance)
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Ahahahhahhahahhahaha

I did tons of mime when I was on language exchange to shanghai.
 
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alinburnaby said:
That's why I try to arrange first sessions in a Hotel. For me the first session is more of an interview of if I or Her would want a second session. Hotels, good ones have lots of towels and the really good ones have nice big baths and showers. Nothing worse than trying to do a shared shower in a tiny standard tub, you are so busy trying to stand that you can't play.
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One has to love and appreciate the bathroom in the rooms of Vancouver's Shangri La Hotel. I once almost forgot about the SP when I was watching the television hidden behind the bathroom mirror's surface. When the television is off, it returns to the reflection of a mirror. Yes, I can easily be distracted. : )

Back to the subject matter, personal hygiene is always a two way street so why not shower together followed with a swig of mouthwash? It assures both parties that all is clean and a good clean fun can now be had.
 
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gentle-man said:
I wouldn't dream of having her join me for an accompanied shower. She prepares herself in such a pretty and sexy manner (sexiest lingerie, tasteful gorgeous makeup and light body scent.... mmmm) I'd hate to ruin that in a shower. It would be like an incredibly wrapped present getting soaked in the rain before opening it. You just know she's spent that effort getting ready for you... she's clean. I have had the quick shower myself before, gotten dressed again and then started the date off right when needed.

Bottom line though on the original post.... everyone should be clean when being this intimate... shower and scrub, if you aren't sure... shower again. Brush early, refresh on the way (I brush/floss 1-2 hours ahead, mouth wash right before heading over and tic tacs on the way up the elevator). Other tip that I forgot once... if it's late afternoon/evening apt shave again so your chin doesn't scratch her soft skin.

If she's happy, she'll make you happier!
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This is just such a sensible comment...thank you for it! Isn't the outfit, the grooming, the hair, the make-up, the heels, the scent...all part of the package? Dunk all that in the shower? I just don't get that!

Everyone has had bad experiences...on both sides. Yuk! Live and learn, and only repeat when everything meets with your finest standards!
 
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Well, I do know of old fashioned guys who would consider showering or bathing more than once a week or so to be just as much as downer as coporal punishment, so maybe that's the linkage.

Incidentally, I am NOT one of those guys. I always shower once a day at least, and always before an appointment.
 
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Jezzzzz, I must be anal, as if I know if I'm going to see a sp the next day I won't have any dinner the night before if I think it may have garlic in it let alone have a shower before and at her place.
 
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Stuffed Banana said:
Or ever been to the SP's shower after she offers you one only to notice there's no proper body wash? or it's all girly stuff? I like the fact women keep themselves clean, but I like to smell like a man :p
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I don't know if I want "Head and Shoulders" in my bathroom...... :p

The "perfect package" of make-up, hair, nails, and such, is something those who can offer and want to offer can do it..... In my not so humble opinion.
I'm sure some of my past clients wished I had had nice manicure done for myself, but I like my nails short so I can play music or cook food. There is a market for every kind of girls, I believe. (^_^)
 
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i kiind of think some guys they do it on purpose
like rough sex with an sp, when they know she isn't in to
lets see how many fingers can i insert before she slaps me up side the head.

part of this is the power of just putting your money down and just going for it. there is a fetish a power a ego right there,
and along with that, not carring if she likes it or enjoys it. and i guess, going the other way from not caring if she likes it making sure she doesn't like it
just a thought
 
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right here
Very disrespectful on the part of the guy......almost as bad as SP's who post inaccurate/photoshoped pics :)
 
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