Guys take care of your corporal hygiene before you see an escort!

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Elmore

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Guys like that who intentionally neglect hygiene when they see an escort likely have "women/mommy issues" and must hate themself for paying an escort for sex. I would be surprised if that sort of guy represents 2% of the pooners out there. So the whole point of this thread doesn't even apply to them. They are the ones who walk in the shower when asked to do so before the session and stand outside the shower when the water runs.
 

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I think the groin region deserves a quick wash even if "you've just had a shower before you left". You could get sweaty from the drive, a little jizz or pee from the eager anticipation of your session and so on. But yeah it goes both ways.

Corporal means of the human body that's why they call it corporal punishment, so the usage of corporal hygiene is correct but just a little unusual.
 

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Gawd that's just silly! *rolls eyes* I mean I understand the mentality, even though I think it's silly, but really you get better service if she doesn't have to hold her breath down there...

I had a guy once decline a shower because he "had one right before he left" ..... he drove up from Seattle to see me... I refused oral on him because I thought I was going to barf! And never saw him again.

I don't force shower on clients, if they feel fresh and clean and showered right before they came over then it isn't necessary, but if they aren't fresh it only compromises the level of service they get..
What I was getting at is the hopefully miniscule percent of men who apparenty insist on being unclean when they see an escort may not care about the level of service. The whole experience to them is about degrading women and they somehow get off on a woman tolerating their nastiness because they just handed her a wad of money (as Ms Sarah and sevenofnine alluded to).
 

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What I was getting at is the hopefully miniscule percent of men who apparenty insist on being unclean when they see an escort may not care about the level of service. The whole experience to them is about degrading women and they somehow get off on a woman tolerating their nastiness because they just handed her a wad of money (as Ms Sarah and sevenofnine alluded to).
Yes that was my impression also. And i refuse to be treated this way. If they are not ashamed of being dirty when they visit an escort im not ashamed of telling them that they stink and send them to the shower. :)
 

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Yes that was my impression also. And i refuse to be treated this way. If they are not ashamed of being dirty when they visit an escort im not ashamed of telling them that they stink and send them to the shower. :)
Or better yet, hand them back their donation and tell them to GTFO and never come back.
 

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Or better yet, hand them back their donation and tell them to GTFO and never come back.
I done that before so i don't have a problem doing that. I had a client who i send him to the shower and when he came back he still smelled so bad like sweat that i refused to do anything with him and give him his money back told him to leave. I mean it is a lost for me because of my time but i rather do that than perform my service in someone like that.
 

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Not everyone wants that though.
Originally Posted by PlayfulAlex
This is just such a sensible comment...thank you for it! Isn't the outfit, the grooming, the hair, the make-up, the heels, the scent...all part of the package? Dunk all that in the shower? I just don't get that!

Not everyone wants that though.

Dgodus, is right. I for one don`t ....I`d much prefer she joins me in the shower for a mutual fun soaping and and then she can put her wet hair in a ponytail if needed.
I try to stay in 4-5 star hotels where they have robes....so I can bundle her up in one to dry on the way to the bed !
 

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i think there is also a comfort level when your a newbi or just new to a particular sp, it feels strange in a strange shower, your not really that into it, and i guess i would have to admit i would prefer not to shower and just do the deed maybe just nerves, i don't know, but like some one said, i shower once a day, lets just do this, but always took a shower when an sp offered one, no arguements. but didn't understand why i needed one at times.

now im regular with a woman and well, a shower is a chance to get naked, and well feel all clean all over,
and like some one said a few months ago, walk out of the shower with a towel hangin on ones erection

something when i was a newbi i felt very awkward coming out of an sps shower in a strange place wondering where i should go.
now its like i come out of the shower, do i need a towel, i wanna to strut and say look at this baby, at least she will have a good laugh
and i actually don't mind if she laughs at an old guy trying to strut around.
i think its in part about comfort level.

and well how you approach this, like its a date, like its some one you need to seduce,

or its some one i just paid for, so who the hell cares what she thinks or wants, and for some unfortunatly they get off on being disgusting and making the sp feel uncomfortable.

its intereting but i think a big part of this is obviously having sex with ladies we would not normally have sex with in real life.
and then showing them how wrong they are im a nice guy, look at me im an incrediably nice human being why wouldn't some one like me be able to date you in real life, its just so wrong.

but some guys its like revenge look at this you bitch, you would never even look at me in real life now im fucking you, who laughs now.
 

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I'd be embarrassed if I showed up smelly and gross, as it is borish behavior in the extreme. I shower, shave all that needs to be, dress in casual clean clothes, a tiny bit of cologne...and out the door. At the session, another shower to be sure, using soap...hey boys, try using soap in the shower, with a washcloth, and thoroughly scrub your pits and crotch.

Lastly, dear Ladies of Wonderous Pleasures...please put in your shower soap that men use, something unscented, strong enough to wash off the day's worth of work, not flowery pink stuff....please.
 
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