The Porn Dude

Governor General Sleeping during Olympic Opening Ceremonies?

HunkyBill

Well-known member
Jun 8, 2008
1,404
151
63
I know she and her press people are going to dispute this that she wasnt sleeping but you can clearly see on several occasions that her eyes were closed. How I hate this woman. Can someone give her a can of seal meat?

And WTF. KD Lang?
 

island-guy

New member
Sep 27, 2007
707
6
0
Was supposed to be Leonard Cohen himself, but he hurt his back or something.

But I agree, WTF KD Lang? I guess she was the only one not doing anything at the last minute to replace Leonard?

I'm sure they could have gotten SOMEONE better... maybe Randy Bachman?

Anyone....

How lame was Lloyd Robertson "I'm sure that Leonard himself couldn't have sung it better" Ya, Riiiiiight...
 
H

HubbaHubba

Was supposed to be Leonard Cohen himself, but he hurt his back or something.

But I agree, WTF KD Lang? I guess she was the only one not doing anything at the last minute to replace Leonard?

I'm sure they could have gotten SOMEONE better... maybe Randy Bachman?

Anyone....

How lame was Lloyd Robertson "I'm sure that Leonard himself couldn't have sung it better" Ya, Riiiiiight...
Not sure what you were watching but she has an amazing voice with great range. So she isn't anything to look at she can sing.
 

uncleg

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2006
5,655
839
113
I know she and her press people are going to dispute this that she wasnt sleeping but you can clearly see on several occasions that her eyes were closed. How I hate this woman. Can someone give her a can of seal meat?

And WTF. KD Lang?
She might actually like the seal meat. Remember she went on the ice and ate some raw.


Not sure what you were watching but she has an amazing voice with great range. So she isn't anything to look at she can sing.
You're right, she does have set of pipes on her. Actually at first glance I thought it was Wayne Newton up there.
 
Last edited:

HunkyBill

Well-known member
Jun 8, 2008
1,404
151
63
Does any one know why the diva Celione Dion never showed up? She wanted too much money?

And wasnt it embarressing about the "icicles"? I doubt the Chinese would've allowed that to happen. :)

uncleg, yeah, i know she likes seal meat. She may also like monkey brains too :)

At first glance, I thought it was Roy Schneider, Deuce Gigaglo.

And another thing, i was watching the US feed and they called the RCMP Canada's "Fabled" national police force.

Speaking of which, why didnt they get tall RCMP officers to present the flag? That's the fable image.
 

Bartdude

New member
Jul 5, 2006
1,252
5
0
Calgary
I know she and her press people are going to dispute this that she wasnt sleeping but you can clearly see on several occasions that her eyes were closed. How I hate this woman. Can someone give her a can of seal meat?

And WTF. KD Lang?
Was supposed to be Leonard Cohen himself, but he hurt his back or something.

But I agree, WTF KD Lang? I guess she was the only one not doing anything at the last minute to replace Leonard?

I'm sure they could have gotten SOMEONE better... maybe Randy Bachman?
I sincerely doubt Michaele Jean was sleeping.

KD Lang is internationally renowned and loved for her amazing voice. I suspect if she was blonde with huge tits you would have approved.

Randy Bachman? Give me a fucking break. I loved BTO as much as anybody, but puhleeeeese.
 

island-guy

New member
Sep 27, 2007
707
6
0
Celine couldn't make it because she's doing attempt #5 at IVF to try and get her anorectic self pregnant with her impotent husband's frozen spermies

No joke, that's actually why she couldn't make it, and what she's currently doing.
 
H

HubbaHubba

you do know that it's HIS song, right?
Just cause he can write them, doesn't mean he can sing them. KD Land sang that song way better than Leonard could ever dream of. Get over it. Here are the two versions and I think it's pretty simple to say what is a better vocal performance.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WJTiXoMCppw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WJTiXoMCppw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>




<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P_NpxTWbovE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P_NpxTWbovE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
 

HB40

Condom User
Jul 30, 2008
3,068
41
0
To the right
Just cause he can write them, doesn't mean he can sing them. KD Land sang that song way better than Leonard could ever dream of. Get over it. Here are the two versions and I think it's pretty simple to say what is a better vocal performance.
Leonard Cohen sings the song like he wrote it, dispassionately. He wrote the original with 80 verses! He rarely sings the same version twice. It is the most covered of any of his songs, over 200 different artists have performed it. Leonard thinks it needs a rest.

K.D. Lang sang it at the 2006 Canadian Songwriters Hall of Fame on the occasion of Cohen's induction into the Hall of Fame.Of that rendition, Cohen's partner, singer Anjani Thomas, said: "After hearing k.d. lang perform that song at the Canadian Songwriter’s Hall of Fame in 2006 we looked at each other and said, 'well, I think we can lay that song to rest now! It’s really been done to its ultimate blissful state of perfection'.

I thought the opening ceremonies were good, I enjoyed many parts of it. The lighting of the cauldron was anticlimactic though.
 
H

HubbaHubba

Thank you for the history lesson HB40 and yes the lighting of the cauldron was anticlimactic at best. Gretzky was sweating from all the running he had to do, then he got soaked in the rain. As always he was a good sport about it. Gretzky truly is The Great One, a class act all the way!
 

hunsperger

Banned
Mar 6, 2007
1,062
5
0
Michaele Jean is a useless, irrelevant figurehead...

Rogge always talks like he's got a torch stuck up his...

the two broads on CBC recapping the the ceremonies are carrying on like a couple of giddy 12 year-olds...

the national anthem was butchered...

a former steroid abuser carried the torch...

and Vancouver enhanced it's reputation for being a backwater village...

should have went to the Paramount...
 
Last edited:

hunsperger

Banned
Mar 6, 2007
1,062
5
0
this country has only produced one hero in my lifetime...

his name was Terry Fox...

his indomitable will and spirit was unmatched...

this should have been the theme of the entire ceremony...
 
H

HubbaHubba

this country has only produced one hero in my lifetime...

his name was Terry Fox...

his indomitable will and spirit was unmatched...

this should have been the theme of the entire ceremony...
Terry Fox is just one of the many hero's this country has produced.
 
Ashley Madison
Vancouver Escorts