Got a call from " Microsoft" last night...

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I love these kinds of calls.

I once told a woman who was calling I'd buy their services if she'd cyber with me via webcam and then I'd start making grunting noises like I was already masturbating to her on the phone. "Hurry up, I'm almost there!"

Telemarketers hate me.

I once had one convinced that I was a doctor and was diagnosing him with throat cancer over the phone because I could hear a weird sound in the way he spoke. Poor guy actually bought it and was really freaking out at me on the phone.

I once had one call me right when I was headed to the bathroom. So I took the phone with me, put in on speaker, and sat there talking while sitting on the pot. I had spicy food the night before, it was a rather colorful show for the caller.

When I get these calls I hand them over to my housemate. He takes great delight in saying "Sure I'll answer all your questions but first...let's talk about your underwear!"

 

[hornygandalf]

Oh yeah, those calls from "Microsoft"... and at times they are coming in on a weekly basis.
If it is at 5am I just tell them to f**k off as I don't like being woken at that time.
And then there are the times they are talking about my 'PC' and I lead them down the path for a bit and then tell them I'm totally mystified as there are only Mac's in this household.
Now, it is a game to see how quickly I can get them to hang up on me.