G.O.A.T.

[islander1-1]

I bet the new TV series does not cover these two greatest of all times... Who would you consider to be on the list of

GOAT Escort, My choice Xavera Hollander
GOAT Stripper, My choice Mitzi Dupree

I have met them both, back in the day. (Socially - not intimate)

 

[masterpoonhunter]

My god, the legend that was/is Mitzi!
First saw her in Los Gatos circa '81-82.
She could blow out candles with the compression from her vag.
Shoot ping pong balls across the room.
Then she and another gal did a duo gig in the old circuit, the Mar, the Drake, #5 Orange, and it was one of the nights at the old Cobalt (I was there) when the cops raided the place and shut them down (I think the disappearing banana did it).
Ah, the truly Good Old Days.

 

[Wakeup]

Those were fun times alright.

 

[luvsdaty]

Greatest MP, Katerina Kova. Greatest SW, gonna have to go with Savanna from English Rose over here in Victoria

 

[YYC]

Greatest stripper of all time was Lani Salami who was from Ganonoque Ontario and would drive over to Kingston to do a few shows in between sets by Barney Bentall in the late 1980s. Lani would devour a sheathed salami with all holes and fire the salami out into the mouths of adoring fans, keeping the condom inside her. Performance art at its best.

Greatest Escort? It's too close to call. I'd have a list of about five and they're all uniquely different except that they're all just the loveliest humans